One Fine Day in 2018 (a drabble)

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ONE FINE DAY IN 2018
by Laika Pupkino

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“And for your third wish: ABRACADABRA! Congratulations, Madame Secretary!”

“MADAM?! You turned me into a woman!”

“A woman who runs the U.S. Department of Commerce; The job you wished for.”

“But I'm female! And what's this sash I'm wearing?”'

“You're now Dakota Wildhack, Miss Atlantic City 1997. Your boss expects you to wear that.”

“Ridiculous! I have a Phd in Economics!”

“Not anymore, you don't. But you're blonde, buxom, photogenic; with fantastic legs! Exactly the qualifications he prizes.”

“B-But this wasn't what I wanted!”

“Don't worry then... You're getting fired next week.”

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Dribble than drabble.

Damaged people are dangerous
They know they can survive

Color me pleased

Iolanthe Portmanteaux's picture

Thanks, I had a laugh.

Hugs,

- io

I'm Sure

joannebarbarella's picture

Montana will have great fun for the next week before she gets fired. She will do to Commerce what was done to the USPO and DoE.

Public service

Andrea Lena's picture

hmmmm.... wasn't there a position....Acceptor General?

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

I'm confused

was she the woman who runs the U.S. Department of Commerce, or not?

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Briefly, Dot

laika's picture

...Before she was ejected via the same violently spinning revolving door as many appointees to important Government positions in those years who had failed to sufficiently kowtow to and humor that most mercurial Appointer; leaving her female and no longer in the job she'd wished for. Her genie (or whatever it was) was one of the more underhanded and malicious magical wish-granters.
~hugs, Veronica

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We now return to our regular programming:
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PhD in Economics

Daphne Xu's picture

So once she changed into Miss Beautiful Bimbo, did her knowledge of economics improve?

-- Daphne Xu

I can't say for sure

laika's picture

I assume the only thing that changed was the loss of credentials (and of a tenured Ivy League professorship) that came with her change in identity. But I'll bet she learned a lot about Swamp ecology in the following week.
~hugs, Veronica

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We now return to our regular programming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTl00248Z48
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Swamp Ecosystem

Daphne Xu's picture

I'd expect that this is one type of swamp ecosystem that one wants to destroy.

-- Daphne Xu

Oh heck...

laika's picture

She's suffered enough reversals. Let's let Dakota find her way to becoming a successful entrepreneur in the fast-growing ornamental wingnut industry.

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We now return to our regular programming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTl00248Z48
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