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“And for your third wish: ABRACADABRA! Congratulations, Madame Secretary!”
“MADAM?! You turned me into a woman!”
“A woman who runs the U.S. Department of Commerce; The job you wished for.”
“But I'm female! And what's this sash I'm wearing?”'
“You're now Dakota Wildhack, Miss Atlantic City 1997. Your boss expects you to wear that.”
“Ridiculous! I have a Phd in Economics!”
“Not anymore, you don't. But you're blonde, buxom, photogenic; with fantastic legs! Exactly the qualifications he prizes.”
“B-But this wasn't what I wanted!”
“Don't worry then... You're getting fired next week.”