First I should mention a caveat as far as Halloween goes. It used to fall on October 31 in ancient times but since the new world took hold a few hundred years ago, the calendar has been changed to a strict 364 day schedule so everything always falls on the same day of the week, thus now Halloween takes place on October 28 which is always a Saturday to allow the kids to go trick or treating basically.

So why is Megan picking me up on Friday? Well, I had assumed that the Halloween party was for Friday night but that didn’t make sense because Spaulding had a big football game against Seneca this week. Needless to say, I’m getting pretty suspicious as Megan picks me up in her retro Camaro. I swear these rich girls get the best toys.

I hop into the car and Megan greets me happily. “Hi, Simon, ready to have some fun?”

“Aren’t you supposed to be at the football game?”

“ You know, you would think, but half the Seneca team got suspended so there isn’t a game.”

“Wow. What did they do?”

“Not sure. Something about taking liberties with some cheerleaders from Colfax. Football players are really weird sometimes.”

“So the Halloween party’s tonight?”

“Oh heavens, no. We have to get prepared tonight. The Halloween party’s tomorrow. It’s going to be so fun.”

“Wait a minute. They’re expecting me home at midnight”

“Well, just call them and tell them you’re spending the night. Better yet, I’ll call them. They’ll be glad you have a girlfriend.”

We end up at Elaine Stone’s mansion. Elaine’s parents are the richest people in town and they pretty much control everything. Of course they have everything a teenage girl could want from all the latest fashions to a Jacuzzi in her spacious bedroom where all the cheerleaders have gathered. They’re all dressed as their favorite superheroines from the twentieth century (Culturally, Mippa prefers popular culture from the late twentieth century- The Beatles are the most popular group believe it or not). Megan explains. “Yes, we’re all going to go as our favorite sexy superheroines. Geri is going to be Batgirl, Kathy is going to be Supergirl, Beth is going to be Tinkerbell because she’s so tiny. I know she’s not a superheroine but she’s so cute. Stella is going to be Black Widow.-“

Elaine jumps in, “I’m going to be Spider Woman.”

“Elaine is going to be Spiderwoman. Sherry is going to be the She-Hulk because she lost a bet and she has to be dyed green. And I’m going to be Captain Marvel. And you are going to be the greatest hero of them all.”

Now I’m excited. “So I’m going to be Batman?”

“No, you’re going to be WONDER WOMAN!”

And with that , all the cheerleaders, except Beth strangely enough ,wrestle me down to the ground. One of the cheerleaders injects me with some substance; I don’t know what it is. But it’s making me a bit woozy and somewhat helpless as the cheerleaders carry me onto Elaine’s bed. One of the girls handcuffs me to the bedposts and another one begins to take off my clothes. Within minutes, I am entirely naked. Stella makes a comment of my predicament as I’m beginning to recover from whatever it was they gave me. “Well, at least he has a nice size pecker.”

All of the girls giggle, except for Beth who mouths, “I’m sorry.” I know I’m in some kind of trouble now but what the girls do to me next will not only be the start of the most humiliating experience of my life. It will also be the start of the most wonderful experience of my life. Something of a paradox isn’t it?

Megan comes close to me. “Simon, we’re going to undo the handcuffs but you have to do everything we say or we’re going to throw you in the street naked, understand?”

And like the fool I am, I agree.

The girls lead me to the bathroom where the Jacuzzi is and put me into the large tub. My mind is racing. They’re going to dress me up as Wonder Woman. So that means…

I’m being covered with a aloe scented depilatory all over my body including my private parts. They’re removing all my body hair from the neck down. I look silly covered in pink depilatory cream as the girls keep giggling, except for Beth of course. “Oh, Beth, stop being a droopy dawg,” scolds Elaine. Within ten minutes the depilatory has done its dirty deed and the girls shower me off. Now the only hair left on me is the hair on my head, my eyebrows and eyelashes, and my beard.

Actually, my beard is the next to come off as a stronger depilatory that men usually use is applied to my face. Within about ten minutes, my face too is as smooth as a baby’s. The girls then sit me down while Geri prepares some solution in the Jacuzzi. They are now putting hair remover on my eyebrows. Oh, my god; they are turning me into a freak! “Jacuzzi’s ready!” Geri announces. I’m placed into the mixture of water and some pinkish solution after the hair on my eyebrows is removed.

“What is this?” I ask.

“Oh, this is something that will help soften your skin and make you feel a little more feminine. You have to look sexy if you’re going to be Wonder Woman,” Geri chirps.

Wonder Woman. You know, maybe that won’t be so bad. I mean I’ve always wanted to play dress up anyway and Wonder Woman does wear pantyhose. But what are they going to do with my hair? I mean it isn’t short; it’s actually over my ears, but it certainly isn’t long and flowing like a real girl’s hair should. Oh, well, I guess I can worry about that later. Right now, I’ll just relax in the tub with my smooth hairless body and let the chips fall where they may. I’ll even forget that I have no eyebrows now. I have no idea how I’m going to explain that at school.

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It’s now around ten o clock at night. The girls have me call home to let my Mom know I’m spending the night at Jerry’s even though I’m apparently spending the night at Elaine’s. I’m now out of the tub. I’m entirely hairless except for the hair on my head and my eyelashes. They remain spared. The girls make me wear a pair of nylon panties and spray me down with strawberry scented oil. My skin has been rendered as soft as a baby’s thanks to the pinkish solution. Now I can only guess what is next.

“Hope you like pink, Simone,” chortles Kathy as she begins applying pink nail polish to my toes. What an original name to be called I think to myself. Besides my hairless legs and soon to be painted toes, my Mr. Happy is standing at attention through Geri’s panties (I’m apparently going to be wearing Geri’s clothes since were about the same height). “I think he likes this, girls. What a little sissy!”

The sad thing is I am liking this because I am a little sissy. I wish I could look like this forever, or at least what I think I’m going to look like.

The toes are done and they’re now working on my fingers with the same shade of hot pink. Meanwhile, I’m feeling a tingle in my ear “Ow!” Sherry is piercing my ears. Oh, no. Boys don’t wear earrings anymore. I am though, because a hoop earring is being inserted into each of my ears. Now, my body is totally hairless as I’m given a baby doll nightgown to wear to show off my hairless arms and underarms. They apply a feminine deodorant to make my smooth armpits smell good.

“Okay, now it’s time to work on his hair” announces Megan. I’m sat up on a chair and the girls whip out a home permanent kit and a bunch of tight curlers. They’re giving me a perm. Oh, my god! I don’t know if I like this. The tight rollers are applied to my scalp with attention on my bangs as the rollers there are turned forward. I’m really going to look like a sissy now.

Now it’s Beth’s turn to join in on the fun though she still doesn’t seem to be enjoying herself. She’s applying my makeup. “ I know you think were making you look like a freak with a Little Oprhan Annie perm,” she says as she is drawing in eyebrows on my removed area, but maybe if I can make you look pretty enough it won’t be so bad.” I almost feel sorry for the petite cheerleader with flowing brown hair. It’s almost like she was as forced into this as I am. She is now working on my eyes as she applies eyeliner and mascara and finally a soft sea green eye shadow. Soon the foundation is being applied to my face and a pink shining blush is added. All that’s left is my lipstick and Beth carefully applies that without making a mess. “Okay, all done, you’re so pretty, Simone.”

They let me stand in front of Elaine’s mirror. Here I am totally hairless. My smooth legs look almost sexy with my cute pink toes looking right at me. My fingers look wonderfully pink as well. My arms are smooth as are my armpits.

But the biggest change is with my face. Beth is right; I am pretty. I look so angelic even with my hair still in curlers and in a pink bonnet. My eyes are exotic looking and my lips are such a beautiful shade of shiny pink. My hoop earrings add to my beauty. If I were looking at me, I’d want to kiss me.

But now it is time for bed. The Halloween party is tomorrow and how I look then remains to be seen. Needless to say, this adventure is to be continued.