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One day there were three male dogs: a Collie from the Lassie series, a Golden Retriever from the Air Bud movies and the Taco Bell Chihuahua trying to win the heart of a lady poodle.

She said, "I will go with the one of you that can make the best use of the words 'liver & cheese in a sentence."

Lassie went first saying, " Like liver & cheese."

Then Bud said ,"I hate liver & cheese."

Then the poodle said, No to both of you. I guess being used to portray a bitch is too much for you Lassie & you just copied Lassie Bud. I hope you can do better Taco Bell."

Then Taco Bell said with a smirk, Liver alone boys, cheese mine."
The he left with her much to the others chagrin.
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