The Twelve Transgendered Days of Christmas
New Lyrics by K.T. Leone (formally Little Katie)
On the first day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Permission to be my real self.
On the Second Day of Christmas
Santa Gave to me...
Two Diamond Earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the Third day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self
On the Fourth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Four Pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self
On the Fifth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the sixth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two Diamond earrings.
and permission to be my real self.
On the Seventh day of Christmas
Santa Gave to me...
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the Eighth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the ninth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Nine Gucci purses
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the tenth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Ten finger nails painted
Nine Gucci purses
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Eleven Shades of lipstick
Ten finger nails painted
Nine Gucci purses
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Santa gave to me...
Twelve counseling sessions
Eleven shades of lipstick
Ten finger nails painted
Nine Gucci purses
Eight sets of stockings
Seven men a-calling
Six months of hormones
Five shopping sprees
Four pairs of panties
Three fem I.D.'s
Two diamond earrings
and permission to be my real self.
Author's note: According to a yahoo search, this hadn't been done before and I am shocked. But it's so much fun. So let's sing or giggle when others sing the other version and we change the words in our heads. I marked this as interactive. Why? Because if you have other ideas of things that would work better for the days than what I put in there, I want to know your suggestion and in a few days I'll update it to the new and improved version.
YAY!!! US!!! It's Christmas. Btw, I really wanted to find a picture of sexy stockings hung up by a chimney, but couldn't find it so I went with the carolers.
P.S. I apologize to everyone. I broke my own rule about posting multiple stories on the same day (something that is my own pet peeve) but since it looks like I am going to be posting the other parts of A Patch of Ice Christmas daily, I felt I had no choice or I would post this after Christmas and what would be the point in that. ENJOY.
Comments
Santa's loaded.
O.O Nine Gucci purses! Can I have a new car instead, it might be cheaper.
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
no
No, but you can sell a few purses for that purpose. The only stipulation is you must buy a pink prius.
Katie Leone (Katie-Leone.com)
Writing is what you do when you put pen to paper, being an author is what you do when you bring words to life
Ok. I'm down.
Ok. I'm down.
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Very nice,
but only half done. It's not the complete Transgendered Days of Christmas without a FtM version as well.
xD
Wow that's silly.
Where's the FtM version? xD
I know who I am, I am me, and I like me ^^
Transgender, Gamer, Little, Princess, Therian and proud :D
gifts
It makes sense, since the original song was totally sung by a female. If someone's spending twelve days wooing their true love with presents, that's a guy.
Plus it's easier to cheer a dude up with a gift. The male version would be something like:
On the only day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: sex!
Uh...Um Regarding the above post.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
All together now!
*starts singing*
Exponential fun...
...with quite a bit of relief as well (permission helps me accept the other gifts). As funny as this is in a way, it's really rather touching as well. I guess that I really appreciate day twelve's gift the most says as much about me as about the song. Thank you for absolutely making my day!
Love, Andrea Lena
I did sing this to the original 12 days of Christmas and I found
that this song can be sung to the original melody. Thank you K.T. for sharing this delightful Christmas song.
"With confidence and forbearance, we will have the strength to move forward."
Love & hugs,
Barbara
"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I have the right to be."
Ol' Santa and his Elves
sure do know how to make Christmas special! The Twelve Transgendered Days of Christmas is one fun song. Thanks K/T. for posting.
May Your Light Forever Shine
My Christmas Tree is Ready
For Santa's visit(s).
How wonderful! I really wanted to sing along, but others are within earshot.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!
Liz
(Ms. Claus)
Fun
I enjoyed that different take of the song. The only disturbing thing was that, with your comments, it turned out to be 666 words long....hmmmmm...... oh and eleven shades of pink lipsitck