This is Sissy Sassi’s newest release! All you Sassi fanatics better get your headphones and dance to the world’s greatest sissy popstar!
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Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
The music thumped as video began, ushering in a new era of pop.
As the chorus rang out with her pouty, high pitched voice, Sissy Sassi sat in bed, dressed in a parody of a schoolgirl uniform with pigtails and a sad look. This was the gurl who’d taken the world by storm, the world’s first sissy popstar and the one who had so many boys making excuses. One of her songs was even called “Sissies Don’t Count” which was the common refrain of so called straight boys who loved her. And what’s not to love about such a hot little thing?
She stood about 5ft1, or would if it wasn’t for the fact she always wore stripper heels. Her bleach blond hair framed the cutest, most teasing face you could possibly imagine. Her boobs were always on display, always popping and telling the boys just how hot she was. Her dump truck bottom, her most famous feature, was simply undeniable. If you asked AI to create the hottest rear end imaginable, it would be a copy of hers. Her curves, her cuteness, her irresistibly teasing and naughty energy…it had made her first album a shocking success. Now, she needed a follow up. Now she needed to take the world by storm.
She looked bored in her schoolgirl look but then got up and minced to her dresser, grabbing a teeny tiny bikini, massive stripper heels and a huge metal buttplug.
Cut to her strutting by the pool in the smallest string bikini that one could wear without getting banned from Youtube, giving waves to all the studs as they lowered their glasses and turned their heads.
A sissy girl deserves the best
And never boredom
And only the best deserve her
So she lures them
Show your skin and make it bounce
And make it shake gurl!
Cause it's summer and
Summer belongs to you gurl!
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sassi laid on a poolchair, undoing the tie on her bikini top as dozens of strapping male models flanked her and began to apply lotion to her back. Cutting to a close up of her face, she winked at the camera and then sat up, making sure her breasts weren't in shot but implying that the boys could see it all. As she tossed her top away, the camera lingering on the two cups that said "Sissy" and "Milkers."
Cut to her the beach, being carried by four tall guys like a queen before being lowered onto a towel. A man with a metal detector walked by, the device going off as he put it over Sassi’s lap, and then again as he put it over her butt. With a wink, she began to sing the second verse.
Sun's out then buns out
And keep them twerking
Find a sugardaddy
Cause you know I'm never working
Homophobes just leave me alone
And stay jerking
Cause Sissy Sassi is the queen,
Think you're hotter? Must be joking!
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Sissy Slut Summer
Feel So Empty, What a Bummer
Finally, for the last verse, it cut to her walking down the boardwalk, a train of men around her increasing in size as the sight of Sassi brought more and more members.
Get white on my face
And I ain't talking sunscreen
Scream your name
It's this hot sissy's big dream
Haven't you heard,
It's Sissy Slut Summer
If you don't plow one
It would sure be a bummer...
The music began to fade as it cut back to Sassi’ bedroom, the hottest male models splayed about the floor in various states of undress as she sat in bed and blew a kiss to the camera.
Yep, this song was going to be a hit.
AND THE B-SIDE: CAGED!
The bass pulsed before the lights came up. It was a nasty, heavy beat, one that was perfect for this type of sultry track. It was the perfect track to make bad decisions to.
Maybe that was why, when the lights came up, she was behind bars. The camera pulled back to reveal that the wide, pink bars arched up as they went. She was in a pink metal dome, treating its bars like those of a prison. But it wasn’t a prison. It was a giant cage.
Sassi herself was wearing a pink prison uniform, albeit a very suggestive one. Most convicts didn’t wear 6 inch stripper heels like her, and almost no jails made people wear booty shorts. But she was Sissy Sassi. She couldn’t wear anything but the best.
As soon as the video started, she began to work the pink bar, spinning around it and doing tricks like it was a stripper pole and singing her new single.
Baby won’t you bend me over
Oh my clitty’s just so over
But I got a sissy button
Press it nice and hard
But you, I can see you pack it
Be a King, don’t just Jack it
Come and take your Queen
Because some fun is in the cards
Male models began to flood the scene, shirtless in orange pants which said “Horny Jail.”
Their hands ran up and down Sassi, slowly undressing her until she was wearing only her g string pink panties and a pink bra to match. There were several cuts involved, of course. How else could she look so good when they finally got her stripped. One moment she was in her tiny jumpsuit and the next, she was lathered in babyoil. But who cared? The boys who were currently liking the video and typing comments with one hand certainly didn’t.
I’m caged but I’m free
You’re hard I’m easy
Why don’t you show me
How a real man can be
I’m caged but I’m free
You’re hard I’m easy
Why don’t you show me
How a real man can be!
She belted the chorus as she danced inside the massive cltty cage, strutting about and twerking to tease the models. Her cherrybomb of a booty had practically swallowed the tiny piece of fabric that the g string offered, leaving just her bouncing cheeks for the boys.
Finally, a group of hunky men dressed as guards showed up, standing over the diminutive little sissy as she grinned to them. One gestured for her to bend over, and the camera cut to a close up of Sassi’s face. They were doing a cavity search, but the audience only got to see her face as she bit her lip.
Lock me throw away the key
Rip my panties come and see
I got all you need
So come on give it to me
Make me leak, I’ll make you blow
Come on you already know
Sissy Sassi’s locked up
But in back I’m free
Cut to her twerking for the camera, putting everyone else who’d ever thrown it back to shame. The camera spun about until she stopped, following her low and from behind as she strutted into the center of the cage.
Picking up a bar of soap, she dropped it and looked around to all the male models.
She winked.
Then she picked up another and did the same thing. As she kept dropping a seemingly never ending supply of pink soap bars, she came in with the second chorus.
I’m caged but I’m free
You’re hard I’m easy
Why don’t you show me
How a real man can be
I’m caged but I’m free
You’re hard I’m easy
Why don’t you show me
How a real man can be!
And then all the models surrounded her, and the camera cut to her, bent over and looking up at one of the prominent bulges in the orange pants before her. As the music faded out, she looked directly to camera and licked her lips.
