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The 'literal genie' is a triple threat

The three crossdressers had found a deserted beach where
they could wear their women's bathing suits without being
laughed at. Wandering along the shore they espied a bottle
and each grabbed for it. In the ensuing catfight the
stopper got pulled and the requisite beautiful genie
appeared.

"Who freed me," she asked?

"I did, I did! "all three exclaimed.

"Well, normally one of you would get a wish but since
you all claim to have freed me I'll give you each one."

Fred, a burly construction worker thought for a moment and
said, "I want to be a woman with a nice pair of hooters."

"So it is spoken, so shall it be," and Fred disappeared.

Bill, a horny teenager, said, "I want to be a woman with a
cute pussy."

"So it is spoken, so shall it be," and Bill disappeared.

Vinnie made his wish and also disappeared.

---------------Later --------------------------------------

The heavyset woman answered the door and invited the young
teenage girl in.

Billie stared at the woman with the two big owls on her
shoulders and scratched behind the ear of the kitten she
carried everywhere and exclaimed, "Guess we got what we
wished for!"

"Yeah," whined Fredrika, "I wonder what Vinnie wished
for?"

The doorbell rang.

"That must be Vinnie now," and they opened the door.

A nondescript olive-complected woman with the start of a
mustache gaped at the two of them.

"You too, eh?" the former Vinnie said.

"Yeah guess we should have made our wishes a little
clearer." said the older woman. "But what did you wish
for?"

Just then an enormous braying sound came from outside the
door.

"Oh."

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The whole barnyard

Good thing they did not have an F to M friend with them ;-)

Well, Live And Learn :-)

Poor guys, now they need to see the S.R.U. Wizard, that's for sure.
May Your Light Forever Shine

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

HIM!?

You mean that psychotic nutjub that delights in tormenting men by turning them into women? I don't think he'd help them, I think he'd laugh and send them on their way Mew xD

 

    I just got to be me :D

 

I know who I am, I am me, and I like me ^^
Transgender, Gamer, Little, Princess, Therian and proud :D

This is sooooo funny...

I'm still laughing writing this comment. I have never read anything this hilarious about magical transformations. Thank you for sharing.

Be strong, because it is in our strength that we can heal.

Love & Hugs,

Barbara

"With confidence and forbearance, we will have the strength to move forward."

Love & hugs,
Barbara

"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I have the right to be."

Their Own Worst Enemies

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If you're that dumb it serves you right!
Joanne