The "Literal Genie's" work is neverending, and sometimes things aren't what they appear to be.

He had just come back from Vegas and was wandering the
shore of his small beachfront home when out of the corner
of his eye he saw it. A flash of light on a piece of glass.
He strolled over to where he saw the flash and saw a bottle
nearly buried in the sand.

"Damn tourists and their littering , " he grumbled and dug
the bottle out. It was old and still had a cork in it. He
yanked on the cork and fell to the ground as a beautiful
genie materialized before him.

"For freeing me your fondest wish shall be granted," said
the genie.

"Hmmm, I'd like to have the body of the beautiful woman I
saw on stage in Vegas last week. I don't know her name
because I wandered into her show late by accident, but she
had a beautiful body and could sing too," he asked
hopefully.

"Picture her in your mind and I shall give you her body as
you wish. " said the genie.

He remembered how she looked up there on the stage.

-------------------------Later-----------------------------

He was in his living room in a spangled gown and
looking in the mirror saw a reflection of the girl he had
imagined.

"Great," he said as he placed his hands on his new bosom
and began to feel - nothing!

"What!" he yelped, " these tits are nothing but silicon
falsies!!"

"Guess she was flat chested"

He lifted the gown and reached between his legs, and instead
of the pussy he expected, found a cock.

"You promised me," he raged!

A flier appeared out of the middle of nowhere and fell to
the floor. He picked it up and saw a picture of the
beautiful woman he had become.

The flier said, "Come see Linda, The Greatest Female
Impersonator in Vegas - three nights only"