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The following posting should not be taken seriously! It just reflects my inability to create visual images in electronic form! This is, in fact, a morning's work, creating a map of the Village - now named "MUCH HUMPING IN THE MARSH". The formatting is totally messed and none of the detail is readable. But I thought you all might have a laugh!! What I am to do - without a CD friend with computer art skills, I have no idea!! I'm gonna get back to writing!!!! Love you all! Ginger xx
Number Eight
Humpers Farm
Unnamed couple
She: muscular, fond of
Number Four a romp in the hay!
Pammie & Jack
She: onetime Goth / Little Cottage / / Number Ten
Number Two Well travelled Number Six / / “Curl up & Dye”
Cathy & Johnny She: stern/blueblack hair Samantha & Adrian / / Hair Salon
She: Christine dislikes He full of bull**** Huge appetites! / / Run by Heidi,
He: likes Cathy dressing sexy ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ _______________ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬__ He: could be Queen / / helped by Lottie /
She: Redhead, Bondage? ____________ / \ \ \ Great source of gossip /
He: Voyeur? / \_________________________\ \ _____________________/
_______________________ / _________ STREET
__ / ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ \ MUCH HUMPING IN-THE-MARSH
HIGH ___/ Number Three \______ ________________________________________
_____________________/ Peter & Jenny \ / \
Love AmDram \ / Number Nine Number Eleven \___ VILLAGE
She: Lesbian? | | Village Store The Village Pub \ GREEN
Number One He: Dumb! | | She: friendly Asian “The Dancing Girls” \
Christine & Andy / \ He: grows dope? Belinda & Brian \
Our Heroines! / \ V. Conventional “always busy” \
Christopher & Astrid / ^ \ Bev, the Barmaid \
She: In control! Number Five / / \ \ Number Seven is “curious” \
Fifties Couple | / \ | Emma & Justin (and full of gossip!) \
Well travelled, / / \ \ New house, newly-weds
groomed, dressed. Flashy, Jaguar and 4x4
Two kids never seen Play Board games
together She: at home all day
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Ginger Not sure that worked
Ginger
Not sure that worked out as you expected.
:)
Lauran
First...
...I felt like I was wearing slacks while everyone else was wearing ball gowns. So I'm not the only one who didn't quite get that? And second,
Love, Andrea Lena
sorry 'Drea...
Actually, I was transmitting on FM and the receivers were all on digital...
I prefer the Ball Gown idea!. Did you ever see "The Slipper and the Rose"??? Wow!
Protocoligorically indeed!
...ah...Gemma Craven. The Sherman Brothers don't get nearly enough credit for their body of work. Ah...to sing "She Danced With Me?" while wearing a ball gown?
Love, Andrea Lena
Lauran, always read the small print...
As I did say in the italics at the top...
The formatting is totally messed and none of the detail is readable. But I thought you all might have a laugh!!
I'm just useless with this electronic stuff!
Ginger
Interesting...
Much Humping In-The-Marsh. Is that near Much Benham? And have you seen an elderly spinster woman with a twinkle in her eye, prowling around the Village? She might have a Nephew or Niece there. If so secrets won't last long!
At yuletide do they have a Gingerbread Girl Festival? They should with all you've done to put them on the map!
Ole
We are each exactly as God made us. God does not make mistakes!
Gender rights are the new civil rights!
Is it anywhere near ...
... Much Binding in the Marsh?
btw You have to be quite an old Briton to get that reference to a 1940s radio programme :)
Robi
Baby Boomers....
like me can remember this from the Fifties... but thankfully not from the first broadcasts! :)
Thank you Ginger.
Robyn,by George you've got it," At Much Binding the Marsh",
a BBC radio program about a a village and its hilarious
inhabitants from a local Air Force station.The two blokes
who did it were I think Richard Murdoch and Kenneth Horne.
They always finished the show with somewhat risque ditties
entitled "At Much Binding in The Marsh" etc.Very Gingerish !!!
Probably before most of you were born !
ALISON
Childhood...
.....mine, was enriched by such comedy classics. Oh! for the simple life and simpler days! G xx
As clear as Mud Ginger!
If only it was called " Much Bonding in the Marsh ", and Sean Connery could visit?
Age is an issue of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
(Mark Twain)
LoL
Rita
one time, now no longer
I had always rated Connery as the original 007, but since he went loopy and embraced Scottish independence, I've got no time for an ex-domiciled tax evading glory bunny. Pierce Brosnan's the English guy that deserves the accolade.