Post Op Blues

Last month, I felt a strange urge to write new, TG words to an old song. Maybe my subconscious was responding to the stories and poems based on songs that many authors posted several months ago. Sometimes I'm just very slow. 8)

I made up the "punch line" for this song a long time ago, but, I'm sure, not before I was post op!

I included the lyrics for the original song; some might be interested.

Post Op Blues

Sung to the tune of "Blue Jay Way" by The Beatles

There's a fog inside my mind,
all my dildoes left behind;
with none here I shouldn't stay,
getting smaller every day.

Please don't be long, please don't you be very long,
if you are long, I'll fake being asleep.

Staying here for quite some time,
leaving, must have lost my mind.
Have no way to dilate,
wonder what will be my fate?

Please don't be long, please don't you be very long,
if you are long, I'll fake being asleep.

Now I really love you so
and I don't want you to go.
In your pants what will I find?
I just hope you will be kind.

Please don't be long, please don't you be very long
Please don't be long, I am not very deep.
Please don't be long, please don't you be very long,
Please don't be long,
Please don't be long, please don't you be very long,
Please don't be long,
Please don't be long, please don't you be very long,
Please don't be long,
Don't be long-don't be long-don't be long
Don't be long-don't be long-don't be long.

Blue Jay Way Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Beatles

There's a fog upon L.A.
And our friends have lost their way
We'll be over soon they said
Now they've lost themselves instead.
Please don't be long please don't you be very long
Please don't be long or I may be asleep
Well it only goes to show
And I told them where to go
Ask a policeman on the street
There's so many there to meet
Please don't be long please don't you be very long
Please don't be long or I may be asleep
Now it's past my bed I know
And I'd really like to go
Soon will be the break of day
Sitting here in Blue Jay Way
Please don't be long please don't you be very long
Please don't be long or I may be asleep.
Please don't be long please don't you be very long
Please don't be long
Please don't be long please don't you be very long
Please don't be long
Please don't be long please don't you be very long
Please don't be long
Don't be long - don't be long - don't be long
Don't be long - don't be long - don't be long.