Happiness is a Warm Vagina

A few weeks ago, I had an idea of a song to "hack".
I played around a little and here it is!

Happiness is a Warm Vagina

She's not a girl who
misses much
Do-do-do-do-do-do, oh yeah

She's well acquainted
With the touch of a soft girl's hand
Like a lizard on her pillow mane

Man in the crowd
With the multicoloured mirrors
On her calf high boots

Lying with his eyes
While our girls are busy
Working overtime

A soap impression of my ex
Which she ate and donated
to the National Trust

I need a fix cause I'm going down
Rid of the bits that I've left uptown
I need a fix while I'm going down

Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Doctor Doctor cut off the gun
Doctors Doctors cut off the gun

Happiness is a warm vag
( bang clang juice shoot )
Happiness is a warm vag, mama
(vag wet ooze shoot)

When you hold me in your arms (oh yeah)
And I feel your finger on my nubbin (oh yeah)
I know you'll start me trippin' and I'll cum
Because,
happiness is a warm vag, momma
Happiness is a warm vag and clit
-Yes it is.
Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
Vagina!
Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm vagina, mama? (yeah)

From a White Album, Lennon and McCartney song.....(sorr eee)



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