With apologies to Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, could this be the reason why Mrs. Robinson turned to drink???? :)

"Mrs. Robinson"

And here's to you, Mr. Robinson,
Jesus loves girls more than you will know.
God bless you, please Mr. Robinson.
Heaven holds a place for those who play,
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself.
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes,
Stroll around the mall until you feel at home.