Thumb Pecking Order

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Thumb Pecking Order –

The hypnotist sat uneasily on the stand as the attorney known as the “hammer shark” walzed up to him expecting this to turn into a great cross examination for his client.

“Tell us again, how did this happen to my client?” the attorney seethed.

“I don’t know. I hypnotized a group of people at the club the night he disappeared. I told them I would text them a message after I awoke them and they were to do what I asked. I made one dance like Fred Astaire with a text to his phone. Another, I told to bark like a dog with a text to her phone.” he answered.

“And to my client?” the "hammer shark" said dramatically towards the jury.

“Become a Chicken, only, I texted, ‘Become a chick.’” the hypnotist said sheepishly.

“And, did he leave right away?” the attorney boldly asked.

“Yes. Next time I saw him ...” the hypnotist started to say.

“He, now she, was a chick, in fact!” the "hammer shark" interrupted with a leer towards him that could be seen by the jury.

“Objection. Leading the witness.” the hypnotist's lawyer said.

“Sustained.” said the judge.

“Sorry, your honor. The next time you saw my client, what was your impression.” the "hammer shark" asked in a more restrained voice.

“Well, yes. I was impressed with the fact that she has become a very beautiful woman.” the hypnotist said proudly.

“What do you have to say for your fowl deed?” the "hammer shark" hissed in reply.

“Like I said, she is a pretty foxy looking chick, and I am glad I had text with her.”

Copyright © 2018 by AuP reviner

P.S. Thank you StacyInLove for the inspiration to be silly. Or should I say, "SiL she."

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That was...

up to scratch, but don't crow about it.

Thank you for scratching my itch and ...

AuPreviner's picture

... please don't lose that number or else I might have to eat crow.

Girls just wanna have pun, cause girls just wanna have pun ...

AuP


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

Thumb pecking order

I hope the hypnotist is well off she might need a good nest egg.

Time is the longest distance to your destination.

Oh, that is easy

AuPreviner's picture

You can find him at the corner of Giggles and Chuckles.

Look for the flats named Mystico Point. His name is El Mystico.


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

Hahahahahaha!

...and HAHAHAHAHA!

I am thumb-pecking this out right now (in spite of typing so much faster on a keyboard)!

Permission to be silly GRANTED...

Hahahahahahahaha!

Yes Ma'am!

AuPreviner's picture

I will obey your thumb pecking order. :D

Hugs, hugs, and more hugs ...

AuP


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

Groan

Wendy Jean's picture

punny, but good.

Good story, passes the text

I meant test, of course.
AuP this met my expectations for your material. Groan. : )

I did wish to point out I did lose track at one point with the 'he said's. A moniker for one of the two primaries might have helped some. Regardless, well executed. I can hardly wait to have text with my S.O.

>>> Kay

Duly noted

AuPreviner's picture

I made a few edits.

Sorry, I was laughing so hard when I wrote this that I forgot my "man hers." ;-)

Glad I met your expectations.

AuP


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

groannnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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And now for your PUNishment,

you are becoming sleepy, very sleepy. When I snap my fingers, your muse will force you into writing another punny story.

Oh no!

AuPreviner's picture

See how the PUNdulum has swung before me!

AuP


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

'Twill be...

The start of much PUNdimonium.

Whilst I ...

AuPreviner's picture

... have this deadPUN expression on my face, like I clocked out.


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

Must go shopping

AuPreviner's picture

The chick is in the mall. ;-)

(See what happens when you don't wear your glasses)

AuP


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

Tsk tsk

AuPreviner's picture

I am glad you chicked it out and detexted your error.


"Love is like linens; after changed the sweeter." – John Fletcher (1579–1625)

This could unleash a new category

Iolanthe Portmanteaux's picture

A new category... with titles such as "SMS SRS," "Spell-casting spell-check," "The spell-chick," and "The text said, 'Wear a Dress'"

Thanks for a cute and funny tidbit.

- io