Half a pound

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Stick it in some old hose,
Pop them in the cups of my bra,
I'm a girl and nobody knows.

Up and down the City road,
Wearing six inch heels,
Strutting in my slinky dress,
Oh how good it feels.

Lucy

Lucy Locket lost her pocket
Dr Fisher removed it;
Not a gonad was there in it
And you'll never guess where they shoved it.