Wee Willie Winkie, face in a mess,
Staring in the mirror in his mother's nightdress,
Used too much makeup, feeling kind of down.
Wants to be a princess, but he looks like a clown

Hey Willie Winkie, is your mother coming in?
What will she think when she finds out what you've been
Up to in her absence? Think she'll be glad,
That the girl who stands before her is actually her lad?