And It Feels So Good

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Jessica left Eloise a decade ago, and then fulfilled a lifetime dream. She had made a break with her past -- but is filled with anxiety when an invitation to her high school reunion manages to find her.

And It Feels So Good
By Angela Rasch

I read it as a positive omen. The invitation to my fortieth high school reunion had somehow found me, even though they used the address from five residences ago -- and, of course, my name had been legally changed for a decade, or so.

Ginger and I left a forwarding address with the apartment management when we purchased our home nearly thirty years ago, but who would have thought they would still have it on file?

My ex-spouse and I haven’t talked much since the divorce and the ensuing custody battles. Even though it’s been over a decade, some scabs are best left undisturbed. I hadn’t received mail from her in all those years -- and wouldn’t expect to. Yet, she took the time to forward the letter to me from my old high school classmate. Perhaps she delighted in the conundrum such a letter would present.

As far as I knew, no one from my high school knew that I had transitioned, but the time had finally arrived.

Even though I attended high school in a town sixty miles west of the Twin Cities, the organizational committee had decided to hold our reunion at a hotel in Minneapolis. The letter explained that so since many of my classmates lived in the Cities, it just made sense. Also, for those like me, flying in from other parts of the country, Minneapolis would be much easier to travel to than our small town.

As my limo sped along I-494 from the airport to the hotel, I checked my face in the lighted mirror and smiled at my reflection. I looked good. The SRS had been a fountain of youth and my daily regimen of exercise, proper diet, and a dozen or so lotions and creams kept me looking “forty-ish.”

A huge sign floated above the hotel lobby.

Welcome Hawks!

I had been a sports nut in high school and had worn out two Hawks’ lettermen’s jackets. Looking down at my size six body I wondered where the forty pounds had gone from my playing days as a safety, on the football team. Thank goodness our coach hadn’t believed in weight training. Losing all my excess body fat had been hard. But keeping it off comes naturally.

I had written back to the reunion committee telling them “Bob” Wilke no longer existed -- and to send future correspondence to “Jessica” Wilke at my new address. It had been a big step disclosing my change, but it felt good to finally do it.

The registration confirmation letter said over one hundred of the 172 in my graduating class would be attending. I had picked ten I really wanted to see and quickly narrowed that short list down to -- one.

John and I had been best friends and played football, basketball, and track together. He ran faster, but I wanted to win more, so we competed fairly equally.

Our friendship had cracked one blustery winter night, during our senior year. The two of us had spent a laugh-filled night playing board games. Ron and Greg had promised to play with us, but both failed to show. They could normally be counted on when they said they would do something, but Ron got called into work stocking shelves at the supermarket and Greg remembered a last-minute paper he had to write for advanced composition.

John and I had played Stat football, which involved special cards, dice, a football marker, and a gridiron board. We played that game so many times during our high school years that the veneer on the coffee table in their basement had worn through from tossed dice.

That night, his team came from behind on the last dice roll of the game when he ran the only play he could have won on, and I played the absolute wrong defense. Even with that rare combination of events, he still had to roll boxcars for a winning touchdown, which he did.

At the door, he did his normal good night routine by turning his back to me and grabbing himself, in an embrace. From the back, it looked like there was someone passionately hugging him. He made it sound even more authentic with loud kissing noises.

We both had steady girlfriends and considered ourselves super-hetero. Although — I had my little, secret desire to be a girl and he registered mega-cute on anyone’s meter.

“What a great kiss!” He said, sighing and coming out of his self-love.

I laughed. “You don’t even know what a great kiss is. Ann tells me my kisses are super.”

“Super?” He smirked. “Are you sure Ann didn’t say ‘stupor?’”

“No. She said s-u-p-e-r. Here let me show you.” I had meant it to be a joke as I moved in on him and expected him to duck away in mock horror.

But instead, he stood his ground with a strange look on his face.

I should have backed down, but it had become a machismo thing, so I went through with it and kissed him. At first, I had continued it as a joke, but then our raging teenage hormones kicked in and we both got into it. I’m not sure how long our kiss lasted, but when it was over, I glanced down and saw two very aroused penises straining at the front of our tan Levis.

I turned and tore out of his front door, struggling to find my way through anxious confusion and a roaring blizzard.

We never spoke of that night, but John and I made sure to never be alone -- together -- again. We went to different colleges and saw each other only occasionally, over the summers. After college, I went east and he moved to St. Louis.

My plan for the reunion was to finally seduce him, if at all possible. Over the years, he had been the object of hundreds of my masturbation fantasies. My imagined life with him had grown to the point where we had children, with names and complex little lives.

At the registration desk, I immediately checked the list of attendees. “Will John Ulte be coming?” I sincerely hope he will — in me.

The women behind the desk looked familiar. I hadn’t quite picked up on reunion etiquette. I had looked in her eyes when I should have peered at her nametag.

“He’s registered, but he hasn’t checked in yet. I’m sorry I have to ask, but — your name is. . .?”

I finally found my way to the name pasted to her chest. “Susan Height. You’re Susan Height!” Susan Height (Krokowski) had sat next to me in junior physics. We had dated a few times but hadn’t really struck up a relationship.

“That’s right,” she smiled, “but, the thing is — I need your name so I can check you in.” Susan had always been a little anal and evidently hadn’t changed much.

“I’m Jessica . . . Jessica Wilke.” I extended my hand toward her, trying to be friendly, but she looked down at her list without accepting my greeting. I swallowed hard and prepared myself for a put-down.

“Wilke? Hmmm. I don’t remember a Jessica . . . Ah, here you are. You’re Bob’s wife, Jessica. We were so-o-o sorry to get your letter about Bob passing. Bob and I were close in high school. We dated.”

Sorry? Bob’s wife? Good friend? The nametag she gave me said, “Mrs. Bob Wilke (Jessica).”

“I’m sorry,” I said. “There’s been a. . ..”

“Oh, I love your bag,” she gushed.

I had decided to use my white, leather, Fendi purse. Others I might have chosen would have been more stylish, but not large enough for traveling.

“I’ve been saving up to buy one like that,” she simpered. “Where did you go to find one that looks so authentic?”

Ahhhhhh. The games have begun. In that last moment, she had made all the planning and care I had taken to look my best - worthwhile. “I just picked it off the rack at Neiman Marcus. Donna is such a great little helper. When I come in, she drops everything, because I’m so useless when I try to shop by myself.”

Her eyes registered the proper respect. I took pleasure in winning round one. But felt slightly embarrassed I had stooped so low.

I picked up the catalog envelope with my name on it and noted the schedule posted on a placard on the table. “I see dinner is at 6:30. Two hours will give me time enough to take a nap.”

She nodded. Her lop-sided smile indicated “Mrs. Bob Wilke” would be topic “A” with her girlfriends.

I glanced around the lobby and saw one or two others who looked like they might be the “silver editions” of my classmates -- but saw none that could be John.

A bellman approached with my luggage and escorted me to suite 718. My fear of heights prevented me from renting a penthouse suite, but I had taken their finest, below the tenth floor.

After securing his promise that room service would freshen my outfit for the evening, I gave him a tip that would assure he would see to my needs. He was about the right age and either well-endowed or carrying a huge bundle of keys in a strange place. I caressed his hand lightly to cover my bases should everything else fail.

I sat upright in an overstuffed chair, so as not to mess my hair -- but tried to catch a short nap. The encounter downstairs had sharpened many memories of high school. I had been relatively happy and good-looking enough to have my pick of the girls . . . but not so handsome I could escape the occasional turndown. I avoided sex, because I didn’t want to knock up some loser, and then be tied down for life.

Girls interpreted my chastity as a sign of respect.

My sports career had been spotty -- a varsity player in three sports, but certainly not a star.

Thank God I hadn’t gotten my wish in grade school and grown extra-tall for basketball. As things have turned out, I look perfect in high-heels. So many of those in my transition support group have been doomed to a life in flats.

Each of my operations had gone well. My plastic surgeon could only be termed a genius. My wife said, at one of our court appearances, that I looked like a stranger to her. Not once, since I had recovered after the final procedure, had anyone perceived me as remotely male, including an army of lovers. Each one had been affirmation I greedily lavished upon myself.

The error the reunion organizers made on my nametag offered an option I hadn’t considered -- I could bide my time, and then “expose” myself, when, and if, I wanted. The idea of spending the evening as “Mrs. Bob Wilke” held tremendous appeal. It would be like attending your own funeral and listening to the mourners. I only really cared to see John -- and he would be the one person who had to know.

When I selected my Gucci dress I had wondered if it might be a bit too much.

Donna said fuchsia brought out my best features. When I showed my purchase to my personal trainer, he had said, “That little dress is lucky to have found you. You’re the only woman who could do it justice.”

He is such a dear! I love silk. And, the georgette, open-back styling seems so right.

In the end, I decided I deserved to wear the gown -- given everything I had gone through, to accomplish what I had.

When I entered the ballroom, which would provide the setting for both the banquet and the following dance, Susan practically galloped to my side.

“Jessica,” she brayed, “you just have to meet some of Bob’s friends.” She dragged me by the hand toward a group of women who were grasping their drinks with obvious ardor. “Girls, this is Jessica . . . Bob Wilke’s wife.”

“You’re gorgeous,” the first woman cooed.

I recognized Barbara immediately. She went hippie after high school and had dressed for the evening in a collage of fabric that appeared a little like Annie Hall on hormones.

Barbara continued. “Bob always had an eye for the lookers. I was so sorry to hear he passed on. He was one of my best friends.”

As I recall, Barbara’s best friends in college were a one-eyed cat named Franko and a bong she called “Bigboy.”

“Nice to meet you, Barbara. Bob told me a lot about you. He considered you to be like a sister to him.”

I had cast my lot as Bob’s wife, for at least the next few hours.

“I’m Joellen,” a big-breasted blonde breathed toward me. She had either knocked back straight vodka -- or jet fuel. Joellen came out of the closet in college. The way her hand rested on mine gave me the indication she had more than a little interest. Maybe her eyes showed some recognition, but they quickly left my face for my breasts.

“Bob had nice things to say about you, too,” I said. Nice and horny things. Long before John took on the role of my Dreamland McSteamy, she had stirred my melting pot.

“We switched things around, so you could sit with us,” Susan said, letting me know just how much reunion clout she wielded. “Catherine just got bumped from the fur-er-runt table.”

The three women giggled like junior high meanies.

Joellen took me by the arm toward the banquet area. “MMMMmm. I love women who wear Bijan. I guess I just love spicy women. How about you?”

Joellen's flowery Tresor clashed with my plans for the evening, but I kept the “Jolly-Roll” option open by squeezing her hand lightly and bouncing my tush against hers as we walked.

Our table consisted of Susan, Barbara, Joellen, me, and Ann and her husband, who unfortunately had the surname of Rand.

“I didn’t write The Fountainhead,” Ann wryly apologized before anyone asked.

“That’s good, darling,” Joellen quipped, “because it was published fifteen years before any of us were born.”

Ann’s nose wrinkled like a bunny, one of the things I had hated about her when we dated.

We sat in our assigned spots, seconds before our salads found a place in front of us.

Susan dug right in. “Jessica,” she pointed her fork at a spot near my left nostril, “Bob never came to the reunions. This is our fifth.”

“That’s right,” Barbara bubbled. “We had a fifth year, a tenth, a twentieth, and a thirtieth.”

Joellen clutched my thigh under the table with unhidden meaning. “Each one has become a lot less proper and a whole lot more fun.”

Ann’s husband looked at something over my shoulder, but obviously directed his response to me. “You’re going to have to excuse these girls, they’re almost ready to burst with curiosity. If I know them, you’re going to get asked more than a few questions that will seem inappropriate.”

Susan nudged him with her elbow. “Nothing’s ‘inappropriate’ at these reunions. Do you remember what you said last reunion when Elizabeth’s zipper broke?” She grinned and turned to me. “He said, without a moment’s thought, ‘It’s about time you opened up.’”

I managed a grin -- but didn’t see the immense humor. I sipped on a Diet Coke and probably never would find hilarity in something, or someone, so dull.

“Okay, I’ll ask it, so no one else has to,” Barbara said, dragging her words together, through a lifetime of cannabis haze. “Are you a trophy wife?”

Few things have caused me to blush, for the last many years, but that did the trick.

“Come on. . .answer,” Joellen demanded, as her hand ran eager fingertips from my knee to my waist.

I could spend the night with her. Women had often found their way to my bed.

About the only sexual partners I can’t enjoy are gay men.

Joellen leaned in close to me and nibbled on my ear before she pulled back and spoke. “You’re about fifteen years younger than all of us, so you must be something Bob found, after he made all his money.”

“Uh-huh,” Susan brightened, “how did Bob make all his money?”

“Bob was only married once, and he was in import/export,” I answered. “Bob” had founded his own business shortly after college and built it slowly around a core of very loyal staff. When the time had been right to transition, I had sold the business.

Unfortunately, some of those people were immediately let go by the new owner. But I had needed to get top dollar to pay for the SRS and everything. . .and to set up my “retirement.”

“Did you work with him?” Ann asked. She hadn’t looked at her husband all evening. It was painfully obvious she couldn’t stand him.

When Ginger and I had gone out together, we couldn’t keep our eyes, or our hands, off each other. She was my soulmate. I closed my eyes and pictured her the last time I had seen her . . . in court . . . when she had won a permanent injunction to keep me away from our children. She had looked absolutely stunning that day, as always.

“My spouse and I worked very closely,” I offered.

A main course of meat had been generously described as filet mignon. They served the green beans and baked potatoes cold and without seasoning. My dish had a large chip and the silverware was stained, so that I wanted to wipe it with my napkin, which also showed signs of too much use.

“Do you have children?” Ann asked. “We tried for years and then gave up. I don’t know why we never adopted.”

Children? I frowned as I thought of Becca and Reese. I hadn’t seen so much as a picture, in the last decade. I hid my mouth behind a napkin, until I could plaster a smile on my lips. “Two — a boy and a girl.”

Susan whistled. “How did you keep your figure after two kids? Each of my three boys added ten pounds to me, and not where I wanted them.”

After that, they let me off the hot seat, and it had been firmly established that high school personalities do not change over the decades, the conversation turned to the Vikings’ football prospects. My mind drifted to my life with Ginger. She had been as positive as any woman could be about my nature, even though, from time to time, I would do something that would embarrass her.

A neighbor had seen me walking one morning en femme and cornered Ginger about it. Becca, at three, had walked in on me while I was dressed in a nightgown and gone screaming to her mother. Several times, I had made Halloween very uncomfortable for Ginger, by the obvious ease I felt while decked out in front of our friends as Chris Evert or Dolly Parton.

We had forged an understanding that she broke when it came time for me to be true to myself. I had expected we would remain married. I thought I would be a second mom to our kids. She refused to be logical and had cruelly ripped our lives to shreds.

God only knows what it did to Reese and Becca, to grow up with only one parent.

“There’s John,” Susan yelped. “Jessica, you’d asked about John.” She pointed three tables away. “Boy is he looking tasty. Jessica, did you have a particular reason you wanted to meet him?”

I shook my head -- partially to tell Susan “no” -- and mainly to clear the sexual fog from my brain. Seeing John had caused my thoughts to seize. He looked yummy. All desire to hook up with the bellboy or Joellen had been swept from my mind.

My mission to finally live out my fantasies had become perfectly clear.

As soon as our mint ice cream slabs had been consumed, the band started a rendition of Frank Sinatra’s Strangers in the Night. I cast aside all inhibitions and floated to John’s table.

“John,” I said, as I tapped him on the shoulder, “. . .care to dance?”

He looked at my nametag and then locked in on my face. “Bob’s . . .?”

“I’d love to dance with you.” I cut him off and then wondered what it was he had been ready to ask.

He stood and took my hand.

I glanced around the table he had been sitting at and was relieved to find no sign of a woman.

The dance started with him holding me at arm’s-length. Mrs. Gassman would have approved. She had chaperoned our high school dances and always said she wanted to see sunlight between us while we slow-danced.

“Are you enjoying yourself?” He asked.

I nodded. Immensely so, now that he has violated Mrs. Gassman’s edict and pulled me to him.

“You haven’t been to one of these before, have you?”

I shook my head. But didn’t raise it off his shoulder - where it had found a comfy home.

The band moved quickly from one slow song to another, having accurately gauged the requirements of the pentagenarian crowd.

Each song heightened my need for John’s arms around me. Every step moved us closer to the king-sized bed in room 718. The foreplay from forty years prior, at the door of his parents’ house, had left embers in my soul that quickly burst into flame when his breath rushed into my ear.

I forced myself not to grind my hot sex into his groin, sensing we would have a long night to enjoy one another.

If he had a wife, she couldn’t possibly be attending the reunion, or she would have torn my eyes out, after the second song. If she did exist, I would deal with her in the morning. John would be mine, for at least a few hours, and more than likely much, much longer.

I was ready to leave after the band’s first set. “John, would you like to have a drink, in my room?”

“I’d love to,” he said. “Let me get my husband, Louis, and the three of us can go up and have a talk and catch up on things. Forty years is a long time for good friends not to see each other.”

The End

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The song was going through my head during the story and then came that delicious last line. Irony thy name is Angela.

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Things do change

Jamie Lee's picture

Some thing never change, never mature past high school. And some things do change but not as expected.

Jessica being misunderstood as Bob's wife, let her see the girls in a new light. They said and did things which might not have happened had Bob been there instead of Jessica.

It also appears that the girls knew nothing of what Jessica ended up learning about John. Wonder how they'd take the news if they found out?

Others have feelings too.

A twist...ironic...

Andrea Lena's picture

...how about sadly painful enough to get me weeping.. This story from beginning to end was perfect...writing wise it was all great, start to finish. But to have that happen... Excellent story telling if too sad and real. Thank you for a wonderful read!

She was born for all the wrong reasons but grew up for all the right ones.
Possa Dio riccamente vi benedica, tutto il mio amore, Andrea

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

Ooh! Nasty!

joannebarbarella's picture

I had to laugh at the end. Jessica had been such a bitch all night and gave every indication of having used her transition to further her sexual boundaries and then to have that big bucket of cold water thrown in her face by the object of her high-school fantasies.

Brilliant!

giggles.

surprise !

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The measure of success

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Great story with amusing little details + piquant observations all the way through, that would have made it fun to read no matter how it ended; the punchline was just icing on the cake. I love that John knew who she was all along. And though her plans to bed him fell through I'll bet they and John's spouse had a great time after that, just catching up. I wonder if that kiss they'd shared in high school had started John on his own path of self-discovery, or maybe Bob wasn't the first boy he'd kissed and his presenting as "super-hetero" was just camouflage he'd adopted to get through high school.

I've never been to one (I made my escape, I'm not going back!) but it seems like part of the reason people go to these reunions is to see what the other attendees have made of their lives and compare how well you've done compared to everyone else, to see the once mighty Big Man on Campus all porked out and stuck in a miserable dead end job, to be surprised that the flaky stoner guy everyone assumed would never amount to anything is now a successful realtor, that the campus slut is now a Trump appointee, et cetera. But riches and status aside, I'm guessing that both John and Jessica are successes in terms of general happiness and quality of life since they're each living as their authentic selves now.
~hugs, Veronica

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What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Oh, it's perfect!

A wonderful slice of life, and I love the last line! So much conveyed in so short a space!

A terrific story, hon. *hugs*

Randalynn

Sneaky Ending, I loved it

Divorse is often nasty, who knows how to hurt you more than a loved one? Sad about them and their children.

It had a nice feel for a reunion, that's why I have never gone and likely never will. Too many go just to let loose or -- I suspect -- to brag how well they did. I know my mother disliked her's and only went to some of my fathers. Then there are your true friends, the ones you want to see, will they be there and will you want to see them after all these years?

In my mimd they are all 17 or 18 , not upper fourties and begining to crumble. My Dad goes to his, but it's barely 30 miles away and it was a small school then -- in 1944. In recent years it's down to finding out who's dead.

The fantacies of your mind rarely match reality.

Nice.

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa

Brilliant!

You've done it again! What a wonderful read. And, sweetie, you 'ARE' one of my fav authors! xxx stevie

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Thank you for the positive comment for "And It Feels So Good."

You're one of the authors here whose opinion I really respect.

You seem to read everything with an eye for finding the positives. Sometimes you even see more than I write ;)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Wonderful timing...

erin's picture

...and delivery of the lastline. Loved it. Curiously, my 40 year HS reunion was earlier this year but I didn't go. :)

- Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Oh, Henry?

Seriously, now, this was good. Especially the ending.

You are getting bettter and better, or at least, more and more economical, and didn't someone once say, "Brevity is the stole of wit?"

rg

Bitter sweet

Jenny Walker's picture

Another wonderful short story which encapsulates so much with so few well-chosen words. How I am envious of such skill! As one reviewer put it, "A wonderful slice of life." Aptly put indeed for in such a short space of time Angela has weaved into one current event, a lifetime of background, relationships and desire.

This story evokes mixed feelings, as any good story should. We find ourselves wanting to root for the protagonist, wishing them on, perhaps admiring them in some way, but as the story progresses, the bitter side to life rears its head. Not only in the lives of the other reunion attendees, but moreso as we realise the price that Jessica has paid. I think the forbidden question that this story makes us ask is, 'Was the price too high?'

The final denouement is delivered with absolute precision of timing and perfection of word choice! Bravo!

Priced Too High

There's a quote attributed to Anonymous that recaps this story's theme.

"To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."

Can someone tell me where this quote came from?

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Arrgghh!

kristina l s's picture
Very nicely done. Just a touch of bitchiness and one upmanship. That almost morbid curiosity as to who and how well and... As for that last line.... oh very nice. Pricks everyones balloon, so to speak. I'm probably coming up on a twentieth... I think I'll pass. Wasn't much fun the first time anyway. So... Kristina

Cleverly Bent

Thought-provoking.

Angela's writing style gives her the potential to create characters who are far more complex than most of those here. This one was particularly interesting.

Jessica's completely unregretful reference to letting loyal coworkers down by selling the company to finance her SRS makes it clear, if I'm reading it right, that she didn't want her readers sympathizing completely with Jessica, so that the ending wouldn't be a complete letdown.

Unless I'm missing something (which certainly wouldn't be the first time), that's the only instance here in which Jessica's egotism, though it's plain throughout, really reflects negatively upon her. After all, using a school reunion to demonstrate one's good fortune is acceptable or even expected behavior. Her narrative putdowns of other attendees may be catty, but again, hardly unexpected in this context. Her complaints about the food and place-settings are petty, but I wouldn't go so far as to say they demonstrate a fatal character flaw; they simply let us know, as she's made obvious before, that she's used to better things.

Her description of the family breakup minimizes the discomfort to her wife and children that her behavior caused. It nevertheless comes off as more unavoidable than uncaring, the way I read it. Jessica's inability to anticipate its effect on the family because of her self-absorption -- the hubris that's fatal to the hero in so many Greek tragedies -- turns out in one sense to mirror the final twist. But I'm not sure how easy it is to recognize it other than in retrospect, while writing a long review like this one. (I certainly didn't catch it on first read.)

Eric

On Further Review...

Thinking about it later, I have the feeling I overreacted a trifle in comparing this to Greek tragedy: it comes a lot closer to "pride goeth before a fall" than "when he found what he had done/he tore his eyes out one by one." Jessica's plans have crashed on her, but she'll leave the reunion with her personality flaws intact, sadder but no wiser.

Eric

Bless You!

"A tragic end to a loyal son who loved his mother."

Ah someone who knows the classics.

John in Wauwatosa

P.S. I wonder, did his ex-wife attend incognito to snicker or has a friend there to spy for her? Or did a hint of their old love come through and that's why she forwarded the mail? Comic, seriuos, mildly tragic and all-in-one. Slick!

John in Wauwatosa

Short, sweet and so bitter.

Not much to add, really. As everyone points out, the last line is the killer and so well delivered. My own full time education finished at 16, over 50 years ago, and as it was at an all male school re-unions (if there were any) wouldn't have that underlying bitchiness. I can only imagine what they must belike. I hope Angela's biting story isn't a good guide.

One little scene that intrigued me was Bob's contrasting choices of Halloween costume. Chris Evert seems to be somewhat lacking in the ... lung depatment ;) compared to the divine Dolly - or is my memory of Wimbledons past at fault?

As always Angela, a good idea dealt with delightfully at just the right length. Thanks

Geoff

Ms Evert

She was concidered to have girl-next-door looks, nor a fashion modle but fairly attractive and certainly in top condition.

If it makes you feel better imagine her carrying a few spare tennis balls and wrist bands stuffed in her bra. I suspect Dolly is not good at tennis, too many, um, harmonic vibrations, though in her prime she could have beat some of the male players by 'distracting' them.

I forgot about the gay men set-up line -- you are an evil, conniving, twisted writer. I LOVED IT!

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa

On That Subject...

I remember a Sporting News feature on Chris Evert, I think when she turned 18. She was quoted to the effect that over the past couple of years she'd put on some weight in all the right places and wished a sportswriter somewhere would describe her as sexy.

The article also mentioned that she had a brother (Jimmy, I think), in his early teens who was playing junior tournaments. If there had been an Internet publishing TG stories at the time, I'd have considered writing one along those lines.

Eric

You Don't Know Jack

Jimmy was the father (and the fiance.) Jack is the tennis playing brother, but I don't recall him playing beyond a college level. Had I been a sportswriter at the time I certainly would have called Chris "sexy." From what I've read over the years she made a successful transition into retirement and leads a somewhat normal life.

Twelve degrees of separation . . . I once played a person who played out of the same club as John Lloyd. He played John and supposedly held his own.

He beat me, as I recall 6-2, 6-4.

I did attend two Halloween parties in my early thirties as Ms. Evert, but never did the Dolly Parton thing; not that I don't love Dolly to bits.

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Sweet Reunions

Wasn't there a Superbowl ad about a transsexual attending a high school reunion? I loved the story. Trophy wife? The humor was so bitchy. It set up the ending so well.

Minnesota Not So Nice

A Minneapolis ad firm talked Holiday Inn into a 1997 Super Bowl featuring a transsexual attending her high school reunion. The theme was about big changes at Holiday Inn. It managed to be both bigoted and sexist. Holiday Inn pulled the ad because of a massive outcry from the GLBT community.

My inspiration came more from a friend of mine who attended his thirtieth Naval Academy reunion. He said the best-looking woman there was a Middie who had a sex change. Little did my friend know he was talking to someone who would have loved to have been that Middie.

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

So in RN terms ...

... that would be the Snottie who became a Hottie *grin* A fine inspiration for a story though - well spotted Jill.

Geoff

What what?

erin's picture

What do Registered Nurses or Regular Nerds have to do with it? :)

I think someone over at FM did a story called something like "Tailhooked" about a group of female naval officers getting revenge on a sexist officer of higher rank. (Not a "superior" officer, obviously.)

But Jill's story is about the best I've seen on the theme of reunion for brevity, humor and characterization. :)

- Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

He Meant Royal Navy

which I believe is a colour.

So, Erin . . . what, what is a "colour"?

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

And what did my story have to do with Peaches and Herb?

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

The colours

erin's picture

The colours are something you salute, preferably with a nice glass of port on the sta'b'd side of the quarterdeck. Or vice versa. But belay that lest ye be pooped with a hornpipe. :)

- Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Ok so it took me a long time to get around to reading this

Hope Eternal Reigns's picture

It seems as if there are more comments than words in the story. I would venture to say it appears EVERYONE liked this one, and had something to say about it.

I liked the slow build-up to the zinger end. Well done.

Thank you.

with love,

HER

with love,

Hope

Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.

A grand story it is

It seems that Jessica has learned the fine nuances of the cat fight. A turn of the phrase can be deadly when used probably in a social function like a reunion. The girls she met were far outclassed to even realize Jessica was toying with them the entire time.

Not ever having loads of money myself, I find it fun to read about the luxurious Transgendered lifestyle Angela has come up with. I tip my tiara to you my dear.

Kim.

P.S.

Loved the ending, but you should have had Jessica shrug her shoulders and go off to be part of the trio saying, "It beats playing football with the guys." ^^