In the midst of Climate Change, Global Warming, and a half dozen other labels designed to threaten the masses, there are the consumer marketers, especially those who seduce the consumers of textiles. I sat watching the perfectly formed figure seductively move before the camera, draped in clothing designed to entice. Her midi length pleated skirt is missing a narrow piece from hem to waistband, at the side, revealing the absence of underwear. She moves carefully, not revealing forbidden parts of her anatomy. Above that is a very short crop top that tantalizes the observer into wishing that it would ride up more. There is of course, no bra. None is needed on such flawless average size youthful breasts.

On her feet are sexy, strappy heels that look like the model must have used some trick to keep them on her feet for this photo shoot.

Her shoulder length almost brown, almost blond swings entrancingly adding to the moment.

In the audience, there are searing flashes of jealousy. They imagine that after, she will stride confidently off the stage and climb into one of the last flawless Audi r8 cars, to be driven to who knows where by some equally flawless hunk of masculinity.

The dreamer wakens to the hot sticky dawn, to perform their ablutions, dress in boring work clothing, drink bitter coffee and eat a stale biscuit as they move out the door and up to an aged beater of a car, hoping it will start and get them to a job that they hate...