Why do you always bring those things in here with you?

What? My vibrators?

Yeah. You do realize these are showers, not sex shops, don't you?

But the sign said I have 30 seconds to get wet, and then shower.

I swear, you're such a ditz sometimes, Debbie.

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Inspired by actual sign hanging in our showers out here in Iraq.