Ship Showers

Why do you always bring those things in here with you?

What? My vibrators?

Yeah. You do realize these are showers, not sex shops, don't you?

But the sign said I have 30 seconds to get wet, and then shower.

I swear, you're such a ditz sometimes, Debbie.

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Inspired by actual sign hanging in our showers out here in Iraq.



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