Crazy idea here....read no farther if you scare easy!

Some how in the world I and a few others write in or about, we have elves, fairy, drow, pixies, nymphs, mermaids and tons of other Fae creatures!

The Hekawi Universe by Shadowsblade and Nuuan

Well with this election, an evil idea stuck me!

To start the US federal government being one of those organizations that sometimes does a bad job and other times it goes far, far, far and above the most basic description of the job needing to be done.

Well in this case being an election year AND a full census of who is in the US and can vote, they gathered by accident or plan all the names of Fae creatures that could be considered smart or aware and old enough to vote!

If you read mine or Nuuan's stories you can picture a census taker walking into a Magical Fae grove to count, write down all the ages and names of said elves, fairy, drow, pixies, nymphs, mermaids and tons of other Fae creatures! Maybe the elders cut to the chase and give the census takers their birth and death scrolls dating back several millennia!

I think you can see the next step with this election and covid going on!

A postman stops his or her large postal truck on a clearly deserted walking trail and reads the directions on the top most stack of letters, Violet Sil'iluuth Fialka, 'address' Angels last light grove, tall tree by square rock at end of stream, Los Angeles, CA 90027.

The postal worker scratches their head at the directions while loading a HUGE cart of similarly addressed letters, then drags the whole load far down the trail and finds the spot exactly as advertised all marked by a US post office approved box!

"Who or what lives all the way out here and how can there be 40,000 plus of them!" they grumble while off loading all the ballots into the large box and then leave!

The days, weeks and nearly a month pass before election day arrives. Most of the nation hovers by TV's, computers, their cell phones as the results roll in! That night it seems who was supposed to win what seat predicted by the polls, for the most part does. All over the nation champagne corks pop in celebration of the wins!

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

As the days go by and the mail in ballots counts climb, dozens of Congress seats, Senate seats, many Mayors, a few Governors and then US President's office itself all fall to written in candidates.....all FAE!

At this point humans of the nation, if not the whole wide world go nuts!

The Fae on the other hand say via the press, "We were here first and you listed, gave and allowed all of us to vote. Too bad you forgot how truly long we live or how many of us there really are!"

Days later the media is invited to an event held in the dead center of NYC's central park, most on hand suddenly learned that the park itself was a 'Grove' that hids many thousands of the Fae and that the Fae were walking among the city's citizens all the time! Then a extra bombshell of that most cites had such 'Groves' in them too!

At the press event a beautiful woman walk up to the press podium and the array of dozens of mikes all surrounded by dozens of video cameras, "Good day, I am the president elect of this nation and I greet all the press. We Fae have watched humans for many millennia, I personally have also for the last 10,000 years myself. I am glad to be elected as this nations President and just so you know in my past I was the elected Queen of the Fae for three terms of a millennia each. We Fae have watched this nation and felt this was our chance to step in and help end your two party political bickering with us adding a third choice....the Fae party!"

The press event goes on from there and dives in to crazy!

like I said evil idea!