Bicycles with Fangs

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Having shopped for groceries, I put them in my Paniers, and attempted to mount my steed when she shrugged and disbalanced me, causing me to fall to the pavement. To further emphasise her displeasure with me, she sank her fangs into my right ankle causing it to hurt just awfully. So humiliated was I that the pain caused me to mount her once again, this time with considerable vigor and I sped off down the street. God, my ankle hurt so much!

As I was riding, I looked down and could see a considerable amount of blood dripping from the ball of my ankle. I knew that the train driver would not allow my "blood borne pathogens" on his spotless train, so I stopped and asked the Fire Department to come and bandage it. Since I would not allow them to transport me, they allowed me to continue on my way, get on the train and get off near a Hospital. Passing the Hospital clinic, I was in considerable pain, so I stopped to see if the clinic could patch me up. Sadly, there was no battlefield Morphine. They did nothing but replace the Fire Department's bandage with a more professional looking one.

Once home, I took some non-narcotic pain killer, but by midnight I was in a horrendous amount of pain, so I asked an Ambulance to take me up to the ED. They X rayed it and assured me that it was not broke, or chipped but sprained. This morning, looking at it, I think the teeth of the sprocket penetrated and chipped into the bone on the left side of my right ankle. By measuring the distance between the teeth and the length of the teeth, that seems obvious. I am now nursing four long slashes in my ankle and the major wound to my ankle. It hurts so terribly!

When I spoke to my friend about it, she said," Gwen, you are adventurous, deep thinking, and profoundly myself". It seems there is no surgical solution to the wound.

The bike has a 24 speed system. I am hoping to replace all that toothsome mechanism with a 7 speed hub, with chain guard, skirt guard and what ever tickles my fancy.

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