"Why is your husband still in that kinky French maid's uniform? The Halloween party was over a week ago?"
"Well I may have made a few changes to the instructions for the GLOO, not that my husband was ever any good at following instructions anyway."
"So what did you do?"
"Well, you know how it says if the GLOO is not removed before 72 hours that it permanently bonds and would require mutilating surgery to remove?
"You mean he still hasn't removed everything?"
"I may have told him that you couldn't use the solvent until AFTER 72 hours had passed or risk mutilating surgery. It was an honest mistake. I just got things reversed and by the time I realized it, it was too late."
"Why don't I believe you."
" It's a good thing I bought the highest quality prostheses including the female mask, all designed for long term wear. Why he can still perform his bodily functions though he has to sit down to do it. No more raised toilet seat."
"So why is he still dressed like the maid?"
"He's so embarrassed, he doesn't want anyone to know it's him so he's pretending to be my maid. That and the fact that I put some GLOO in the locks on the dress. It's a good thing I make enough for both of us so he can be the maid permanently. I told everyone my husband ran off with my best friend. Funny thing is that's exactly what he planned to do so no-one will miss either of them."
"What about your best friend? Won't she get suspicious?"
"Well I admit I helped her with her costume for Halloween too. You do remember the Saint Bernard don't you?"
"You mean?"
"Yes she's out in the kennel now. She's kind of busy because I bought a Great Dane to keep the bitch company and he thinks she's in heat."