A young girl was on her first cross-country flight, alone. As the plane taxied down the runway, she became frightened, so she closed her eyes, bowed her head, and began to pray. A businessman sitting next to her waited until she was done, then casually leaned over to her and whispered, "That was nice, honey, but you KNOW God doesn't really exist, right?"
She turned to the man and said, "How do you know, mister?" To which he replied, "I'm an adult. We know things like that."
The girl became quiet for a while, thinking. Suddenly, she asked the gentleman, "Can you tell me why dinosaurs pooped in great big piles? Or why my dog poops in tight coils, or my rabbit poops in little pellets? I've always wanted to know..."
The man replied, "I'm sorry, honey. I really don't know."
With that, the girl began to grin from ear to ear. She replied, "So, mister, you're telling me there is no God, but you really DON'T KNOW SHIT..."
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Naughty -- perhaps
but nice!
Good One!
Short, sharp and from the right orifice. :-))
Now that is a way to end a
Now that is a way to end a conversation that is going no where to begin with. Loved it.
Thank you,
What a beautiful put down, made my day !!! I love it !
Good
That was a good story and he doesn't know jack shit that is a smart little girl . There is a GOD just like Virginia knows there is a Santa Claus
Oh what a good one
Never try to compete with kid logic. You'll lose every time.
Others have feelings too.