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So, I was only just reading a story in which one of the protagonists was wearing a thong, which called to mind my own experience with said garment, if it could be called that.
Mein Gott ! After a while it felt like butt floss, like I was being sawn into from my lower utmost to my cranial vacancy. Later after I finished with this instrument of torture, it went straight in the garbage chute.
I enjoy stockings with a hold up belt but never more a thong! Never more !
Gwen
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Sorry To Hear of Your Negative Experience
Poor You, Gwen. I have found some that are comfortable, as well as some that are not, May I suggest you try out different kinds before giving up altogether ?
Briar
Ahah
The demonic thong that saws you in half...
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
ROFG XD
That could make a hilarious dark comedy xD
I know who I am, I am me, and I like me ^^
Transgender, Gamer, Little, Princess, Therian and proud :D
Agreed
I would have to agree that for the most part, thongs feel like they are cutting me in half. On rare occasion I find one that is comfortable but then I get one that feels like a key hole saw and swear off them again. I just ordered 4 new ones yesterday so I'm a sucker for the 'wanna be sexy' look again. Will I ever learn?
Dahlia
I agree with you, Gwen. I
I agree with you, Gwen. I tried one once. I wore it for about 6 hours and it still felt really weird and uncomfortable. Give me a pair of hip huggers or a bikini any day.
Hugs,
Erin G <3
They're Scots/Scotch
They're Scots/Scotch underwear. You know how tight fisted those bastards are, every thread costs money!
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
Who knows...
with enough scotch (the single malted variety) you might actually like the cussed things. Personally it'd have to Bacardi 151 and probably a great deal of it.
Hugs
Patricia
Happiness is being all dressed up and HAVING some place to go.
Semper in femineo gerunt
Ich bin eine Mann
Aye, we are tight-fisted
Thongs are entirely too much money for the amount of cloth that goes into them. Why do you think we dinna wear anything under our Kilts? :)
Signed: Brianna Frances MacKinnon of Clan MacKinnon
I doubt even the Russians would be cruel enough
to force their Siberian prisoners to wear them. ^_^
What about the Americans?
What about the Americans?
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
Guantanamo?
Guantanamo?
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
In Australia
They're worn on the feet. Other countries call them flip-flops!