Termites and Gun Shots

It's termite swarm season here in Florida and guess whose house has got them. MINE. For some reason there was a roll of Toilet paper on the entertainment center and when I went to move it I noticed all these wings just laying around. Weird, I thought, the pixie's decided to hoof it. I went to move the toilet paper back to the toilet paper room (a.k.a. bathroom, a.k.a. danger zone). To my surprise, thousands (maybe less) of termites were crawling in and around the TP roll. So I threw the roll out and hopefully all the termites. Good news, I already have a terminator coming over on Monday because Felix brought some roaches with him and we haven't been able to get it under control.

But that isn't the bad news. The bad news is someone shot my house. That's right. My house has bullet wounds. They are fresh. Less than a month old. How do I know? Because that's when we fixed the roof on the porch and now it has bullet holes. I don't know what to do. IT kind of frightens me. Is this some idiot just shooting at the sky and that's where the bullets fell or is this a warning. Oh well, if I wind up dead, leave a review on Amazon, I'll check in heaven, promise.

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