Who says limericks are barely more sophisticated than puns? Oops - I just did!

2.

"I PASSED MY POLICE BOARDS!" screamed LaMarque,
The T-girl who's stolen my heart.
"So from now on, Emile,
When you cop a feel,
You'll be feeling a cop!" she remarked

3.

"I'm a crossdresser, sir," stated Ted,
"-not a robber!" to police chief Ned.
"I bought these pantyhose
In nude, white, and rose,
To wear on my legs, not my head!"

4.

"When Jack won the lotto," said Weemes,
"He chose to fulfill all his dreams.
Left the country for the city,
Changed his Audi to a Mini,
And his 'outie' to an 'innie', it seems"

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Written in fun and meant to be taken that way:)