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INVENTORY

While taking inventory
Of my huge Big Closet
I'm in awe at the volume
Of what I have not read yet

There're so many ensembles
I've tried on and adored
Inspiration strikes: and so I
Take pen in hand (or keyboard)

I wish to honor those who wove
My fav'rite (stories) dresses,
So let me rave a bit 'bout those
Designers (authoresses).

My Brown outfits by Melanie
I cling to with a passion;
"Office" wear for "Reluctant" girls:
It's never out of fashion.

The swimming wear of Elrod
Are always kept in reach;
Just wish he'd give directions
How to get to Bikini Beach!

I use my winged pixie outfit
For Tinkerbell cosplay,
Made by Anesidora U.
(As seen on Last of Fey).

My Bailey's Summer dresses
I wear when weather's steamy.
My favorites are the ones
With the labels "Sweet" and "Dream"y

Silk panties by Angaharad
Are my daily expression,
Each morn when opening the drawer
I always have a fresh one!

Some fitted skirts - oh, so petite!
Producer: Canada's Tels
(I wonder what her full name is;
I'm sure it'd ring a Belle's.)

The brand new shorts by EoF
Have hues greeny and lemony
I dig it so, makes me wonder:
Is Fun really her Enemy?

"Comment" girdles by Stanman
Never fail to give support,
And wear a pink "Team Dot" T-shirt
If you're the giving sort.

A pair of "Andrea Dimaggio's"
Will rock your point of view
If you don't like Italian clothes
Well, wassamatta you?

Wearing too much Lily Langtree
May cause overelatement!
My lilac gown from Nina A.
Should make a strong prom statement.

"In the arms of Morpheus"
THAT'S where I long to be-
I get such an endorphy rush
Donning that hosiery!

Victorian Elsbeth Corsets-
Loved Always and Forever!
Some think that they're Beyond the Pale;
I say, "A Sacrifice? Never!"

My babydolls and nightgowns
Of satin & silk so fine
Karin B. and Tanya A.-
Queens of lingerie design.

If you're a fashion mogul
Whose name i failed to mention,
It doesn't mean your garments failed to
Garner my attention.

So before you wish five octopi
Would crush me with their tentacles,
Please realize I've many faves
Among my unmentionables!

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INCOMPLETE

Please hear me out on this subject
That gets my face quite heated
About those stories partially writ,
Then left long uncompleted.

When verbal "foreplay" gets one's gaze
And to a "passion" draws
Then just before the tale's "climax"
The author then "withdraws"!

When one invests one's time and gaze
It can then quite disgust us
When we realize we're victims of
a "storyius interruptus"!

But cooling off, I realize
That NO writer intends
To only start a right good yarn
Then prematurely end.

A lack of time, a lack of dough,
Work schedules quite absurd
And it's not like we're getting paid
For posting all these words

Our reads and writes must be discreet
And only for our eyes
'Cos if wife/kids/church/boss found out
It'd ruin our personal lives

So when I think of those authors
Humility behooves.
Who's to say I'd done different
If I'd been in their shoes?

There's only one guaranteed way
To avoid a similar fate
It means as I write my next tale
Everyone just has to wait

Until the story's completely writ
Then post en bloc or serially
'Cos if done, even chaptering one by one
Should matter immaterially.

So if it's long between my posts
Your thoughts of me don't diminish
'Cos even though I'm russian
You'll see nothing till I'm finnish.

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INSANE

I know you must be thinking,
"MORE fluffy fluff by **Sigh**?
Where's good stuff like we saw in that
'Hospital' tale - and why

Waste time on junk? Howcome
Do limericks and satire-work
Flow from the same cerebrum
That made 'Visit' (a real tear-jerk)?"

I'll tell ya, gals, one month past,
When I first registered,
T'was to tell one "stuck" story, fast,
And then leave, unperturbed.

Then on a whim I entered in
To "Reconciliation";
And I am floored from what arose
From my imagination!

I ne'er expected that writing here
Would more than just amuse me;
I'm now beset by tales in head
And passions that have "mused" me!

And NOW... I yearn to create more
than sophomoric pap
If my stories are "meh, just OK"
I'll appreciate (feel like) crap.

So boning up, I am, on
My P.O.V.'s and grammars
In hopes my future novelettes
Might be some real handslammers!

And lately I've become impressed
(Advice that I've been heeding),
In order to write with success
I should do much more READING!

Well read I have, reading I am,
And reading I'll BE doing,
So one day I may on your brain
Pleasure be imbuing.

Meanwhiles, I write these dippy things
To keep you all a-sufferin'
I know, they make you moan and groan
And reach to take some Bufferin.

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All the above property of Sigh. Please do not reproduce without her permission. Poor preparation is a perfect path to panic. Peace out.