My stars and garters, I never ever thought that I would be writing a blog like this one!

So, um... I never ever thought that I'd ever use my little hot dog wrapper, so I have been really lax about dilating and last month noticed that it has narrowed to far less than the size of a hot dog. When I got it, the thing would take a polish sausage, but due to my own negligence, well you know.

So, what happens but my Bishop asks me if I would get married! Well, that flabber gasted me! But I started to think about it. Well, now there is this guy that keeps calling me and dragging me to dances and lectures and dinners and Lions, and Tigers and Bears, Oh MY! Can I whisper that I like him?

So, I went to the Doc today for a check up, and also mention the aforementioned problem, so she fixed me up with a gyno Doc to give me a little reaming out um job sort of...

I am so surprised... Who'd a thought??

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