A Trio of Terrifying Tunes
by Lauren Renée
One parody and two originals but all s-c-a-r-y.
Have you ever wondered what My Favorite Things might if been like if Peter Lorre had sung it? Wonder no more.
My Favorite Things
lyrics © 2007 by Lauren Renée Hotchkiss
Things that are dead and things that are rotten
Creatures I've made that are better forgotten
Cockroach soufflé served on Vampire bat wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Old creaking doors and rattling chains
Digging up bodies and removing their brains
Thumbscrews and racks and of course guillotines
These are a few of my favorite things
Watching horror movies, eating spiders and flies
Graveyards at midnight, and things mummified
Thunder and lightning and blood curdling screams
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dawn breaks, when the sun shines
Till I feel I'm going mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Why sick children and dangerous machines are not a good mix.
Johnny's Big Mistake
by Lauren Renée
© 2008 by Lauren Renée Hotchkiss
Johnny was a gentle lad, a mild mannered boy
He did everything his parents said to do
The neighbors thought him so polite, an example to their kids
But then he changed - he became deranged
All the neighbors' cats and dogs began to disappear
Strange sounds began to come from Johnny's basement
He became withdrawn, he hardly talked to anyone
As he labored day and night on his strange machine
And how Johnny loved to play with his beautiful machine
Every day he'd scrub it down to keep it's grinders clean
He loved to turn the crank and hear the meshing of the gears
His victims cries of pain and fear were music to his ears
He'd go crunch, crunch, crunch
He'd go grind, grind, grind
It brought a smile to his face
And madness to his mind
No one thought that Johnny could be doing something wrong
But before long they began to grow suspicious
Soon parents would not let their kids play at Johnny's house
Because some of them would not be seen again.
Late one night Johnny snuck downstairs to play with his machine
But there was something wrong, the machine it wouldn't work
Johnny thought he knew exactly what the problem was
So he climbed inside to see if he could fix it
Meanwhile Johnny's mother was walking in her sleep
Her silent footsteps moving down the stairs
She moved toward the machine, and gave the crank a mighty turn
And with a scream her son Johnny was burger
Have you ever had a nightmare so frightening that you wonder if you’ll survive it, and yet knowing somewhere in the back of your mind that if you can just make it till morning you’ll be all right? Or will you?
Nightmare
by Lauren Renée
©2002 by Lauren Renée Hotchkiss
The day is over and all is still
As you lay in your bed late at night
But you will enter another world
As soon as you turn off the light
You smile as you sleep, having happy dreams
But sweet dreams can sometimes turn so bad
Disturbing visions come to torment you
Till you feel you're going mad
It's a nightmare
Hideous creatures of the dark
Parade before you eyes
But do not scoff or take them lightly
To anger them would not be wise
You toss and turn in agony
Tormented by spiders, rats, and snakes
You wish the dream would end, yet you fear it all the same
For perhaps they'll still be there when you wake
It's a nightmare
You wake with a scream in the dead of night
Imaginings fill your soul with dread
What's that shadow across the room
What's that underneath your bed
You lay awake for the rest of the night
Lying still, hoping they won't find you there
You pray you'll survive till dawn
When specters dwindle into bedposts
And boogie men turn back into chairs
It's a nightmare
Then at last the sun pours through the window
And you smile as it passes 'cross your eyes
For you know that you are safe until the darkness comes again
When you'll fall asleep and have another
Nightmare
Comments
How
ALISON
' deliciously crazy? I guess it is the sane ones you have to worry about though!
ALISON
scary!
i am sorry about the nightmares, that's something i know something about.
A Trio of Terrifying Tunes
very cute
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine