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I want a new bra
One that won't pinch my tit
One that won't make men crash their cars
Or make me feel unfit
I want a new bra
One that won't hurt my back
One that won't make my shoulders sore
Or give me two "sad sacks"
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel
like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I want a new bra
One that won't ever pill
One that doesn't cost too much
Or come with too much "fill"
I want a new bra
One that won't go astray
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't let me sag all day
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel
when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you baby
I want a new bra
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good
I want a new bra
One that will not shout
One that won't make my nipples show too much
Or make make my boobs fall out!
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel
when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
Words by Kristine Roland
with an assist by Andrea DiMaggio
Based on I Want A New Drug
by Huey Lewis and the News
Original words and music by Hayes and Lewis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA
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me too!
very addictive things, bras. giggle.
DELINQUENTS at LARGE on BCTS.
ALISON
Trust these two delinquents,Kristy and 'Drea to come up with something like this
after "The Lingerie Shop"---you are an incorrigable pair but I love you both
and your great sense of humour.Thank you both for a good giggle.
ALISON
I'm glad you liked your present, Drea
Drea,
I'm glad you liked your present. It was fun, and working together to tweak it to this final (and improved) form was the best part.
Hugs,
Kristy
And yes....
...I actually do want a new bra! But I'll be perfectly happy with a song since I have you as my sister! Thanks!
She was born for all the wrong reasons but grew up for all the right ones.
Dio benedica la mia bella amici, Andrea
Love, Andrea Lena
I want a new bra, too, Kristine.
I loved reading this. You said it all true, because bras are exactly the way you have described them. Thank you for sharing.
"With confidence and forbearance, we will have the strength to move forward."
Love & hugs,
Barbara
"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I have the right to be."