I Want A New Bra

I want a new bra
One that won't hurt my back
One that won't make my shoulders sore
Or give me two "sad sacks"

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel
like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you

I want a new bra
One that won't ever pill
One that doesn't cost too much
Or come with too much "fill"

I want a new bra
One that won't go astray
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't let me sag all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel
when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you baby

I want a new bra
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

I want a new bra
One that will not shout
One that won't make my nipples show too much
Or make make my boobs fall out!