Extra Body Shampoo

Author’s note: You can blame my friend Olivia Hope Matteo for this bit of silliness.

It started as a typical day.

I got my chores done, which gave me time to let my inner girl out. I was what my transgender friends would call an "egg" -occasional crossdressing in private, but I haven't seen a gender therapist yet - but on my days off I let my inner Olivia out for a while.

I honestly don't do a whole lot once dressed, just imagine what my life would be like if I went full time.

Finally, my “vacation” was over, and since I had put on a little perfume, I decided to go have a shower. I pulled out the new shampoo that was sitting on the shelf in the shower, and briefly glanced at its label, which simply said “Extra Body”. That confused me, and it suddenly occurred to me that I couldn’t remember actually buying it.

I shrugged, and started lathering in the shampoo, and then my eyes swam, and every part of me screamed in pain for a second, and then stopped.

Suddenly, the shower got a LOT more crowded. We both screamed. She ran into the bedroom, and I followed. We stared at each other. I could see her, but I could also see her seeing me... both of us stark naked

It was like she was me; and I was her. We felt everything each other felt.

She broke the stunned silence. "Hey, grab us some towels!!!" Shocked out of my reverie, I went to the linen closet. She took the fluffy blue towel I gave her, and I grabbed a green one for myself.

Right then my TV turned on, and while the picture was blurry, the voice was quite clear.

It said, “Don’t panic. Assistance is on its way.”

Bizarrely we both calmed down, and we sat on the bed together side by side, holding hands, waiting for whatever “assistance” was going to show up.

We sat in silence for a moment, and then I asked her, "So... what happens now?!?" I could feel both of our thoughts in my head, and I somehow knew that she could, too.

“Well, one for sure,” she replied, "We're NOT using the conditioner."

End.