Literate Punishment (Stories Just Told for the Pun of it)

Just say what you mean ...

I don’t believe I heard this!



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LDS, not LSD...

In a comment titled "Dear John" on Hope Eternal Reigns' "Angharad has finally attained the coveted MD", Abigail Drew wrote about what a "Dear John" meant to a young Mormon on missionary. Besides pointing out that "Dear John" is a well known introduction on letters to serviceman, I had to go on with ....



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Party of Six

The six of us were playing around when Ruth brought out what she said was a book on magic,



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Boys, your grade is F!

Ok boys, what’s with the masks?



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Boys, your grade is still an F!

Mam, I told your boys that I wanted them to come up with a plot device for literature.



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Ouch

Well, did he go before the judge?

Yes, she did.



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Evidence Search

What’s that Joe?

I said I hate this city.



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Lipizzan Girls

Lipizzan Girls

Fire That Balkan publicity agent with the bad accent!



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Coin Collection


Coin Collection

As I sat in the box, a veiled screen kept the light down low.
Now the next parishioner, could I help this poor soul?


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Pulling a tale, some what like teeth

On June 21st Angela Rasch posted a follow on comment titled " Rocco Mediate... ", this again was a list of line items, ...



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