Well, did he go before the judge?

Yes, she did.

Don’t leave me hanging here, even if it was art, the clean-up was expensive.

Yes, even though it looked great, the public works department considered it vandalism.

Well, what did the judge tell him?

The judge is giving her two choices.

What already..

Jail or join the Marines.

Ouch

Yes, she is stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

Indeed he is.