Whats that ya say? Nena and Gaby? By 'eck nah there's a tale to tell! Sharp does his best with this brand new fanfic which includes characters from both my Gaby and Nena Series.

Chris & Julia had just returned back to Britain after their recent tour of duty Italy and wanted to be in early at head office. They both had a lot of work to do and they wanted an early finish as it was only a month to their wedding. They both still had a lot of preperations to make. “ Chris once we are married I would still like to go out with Nena on my free days.” Julia said this as they walked into their office.

Before he could reply the secretary said, “The big cheese wants to see you two. You both have to go and see him imediatly.”

Chris looked at Julia and said, “What have we done wrong now?”

Chris rather tentavly knocked on the door. “Come in you two. There is no need to stand like rabbits caught in headlights.”

“It is Chris I wanted to speak to but as it concerns you both I thought I would call you both in. I am well aware you both are getting married in four weeks time at the cathedral. I have a client that needs a couple of couriers that preferably speak German and English a chartered aircraft is flying in to Robin Hood Airport tomorrow with these clients. They actually requested Chris and another female. Well to be exact they requested Nena as their courier. I explained she was getting married shortly and could only work up to the 31st. So to accommodate this client has brought the date forward they are to arrive in this country. They arrive tomorrow.

The client is the Apolonaris bike manufacturer from Germany. They and their team are attending the International exhibition & Conference centre in Harrogate. They have a ladies team that has a local girl as their captain, she is called Jenny Bond. The majority of those attending will be German though. I was surprised though when they asked for Nena. It transpires Nena made a big impression on one of the directors of Apolonaris some time ago in Germany. Nena sometime ago apparently dressed up in period costume to take clients round a castle.”

Julia burst into giggles. “At this rate there will be two brides going down the aisle on Yorkshire day. Ok we will do it at least we will know we will be in this country.”

Chris was quiet. “Well Chris will you do it?”

“Well to be honest I am very surprised at the request. I was hoping for a nice quiet tour or two before the wedding. At least we will both be together and we can still make any arrangements we need to. However if I am to be Nena for the next month I need to get ready.”

“Ah Chris I am glad you agree. I have Nena’s uniform ready for you and a cheque to get a few extras you will need to perform this tour of duty. Den informed me you would need the remainder of the day off just to get ready. I am sure I do not need to tell you both how important this contract is to all of us. I have had to borrow two drivers and their coaches from Ledgers in Rotherham as other than Den all ours are overseas. I understand you have previously worked with both John & Arthur in Austria. Now before we waste anymore time I better have your time sheets and in payments. What I should have explained is all three couriers and drivers will be spending the next month at the Majestic in Harrogate and the Royal in Scarborough. All team members will be bringing their families with them. Tomorrow early Den has to take his new Betsy across to Worksop. There he has to collect the Team captain’s family. He will then collect you two and then you will meet up with the other drivers and their coaches at Robin Hood.”

Chris & Julia looked at the itinerary that was presented to them. “Wow we will be covering some mileage even allowing for the visit to the conference centre in Harrogate. What is this trip to Ingleborough?

“Ah that is at the insistence at Jenny Bond. Apparently one of her children takes after her and is entered in the Tri peaks mountain bike race. Some of the other parents have decided to enter their children in the same race.”

Julia laughed and said, “Chris has for years wanted to enter that race but we have always been abroad. We better get his bike out and ready.”

Meanwhile in a few miles away Dave Bond was asking his children Gaby & Jules to pack their cases and Gaby you better check your mountain bike out as that is coming with us.”

Drew did not notice what his dad had called him but Jules did and said, “Would you like me to pack for both of us?”

“Thanks sis then I can get my bike ready. I have not had that out for a while and it needs a quick check over.”

Dave knocked on Jules door. “Jules your mum asked me to make sure only Gaby’s clothing got packed and anything else that was needed.”
“Yes dad I was doing that Drew did not pick up on what you just called him but I did.”

A short time later a rather tired and grubby Drew appeared and said, “Did you pack all I need Jules? If you have then I can take a bath and go to bed as we have to be up early.”

“Jules my pyjamas have gone.”

“Sorry Drew I put them to the wash this morning and everything else is in the cases ready to go.”

Drew looked in his drawer and noticed there was a nighty that Maddy had bought him some time ago as a joke. “Oh well they will never know if I wear it.”

Within seconds he was fast asleep. Jules called her dad and said, “See what he is wearing and I did not put it out for him?” Dave shook his head.

The bike and the suitcases where piled up by the door. “I think our Drew has the right idea and we should also get some sleep Jules.”

Back at head office Chris & Julia had done all they needed and then they went out. Julia walked into a hair dressers and beauticians and said. “My friend and I have had a silly bet with some friends that we cannot be done up to look like twins.”

Sandy the hairdresser, Looked at Jules and that Chris. “Well how long has the look to last?”

Chris spoke, “To win I have to look feminine for at least a month. Then I am getting married”

“Oh in that case I would have to talk to your fiancé because some of what I do will last a long time.”

Julia giggled and said, “I am the fiancé and we are getting married at the Cathedral on the 1st August.”
Sandy looked at Julia and said, “Your twin will also need an engagement ring like yours if she is to tell people she is getting married at the cathedral.”

Julia was the first to get the works. “You did want to go blond and want me to remove the hair?”

Julia found her legs where covered in a substance and a short time later it was washed off. She also was given a permanent makeover. “Wow Julia you look fantastic.”

Julia paid for the two of them and said, “I need to go and get you some enhancement.”

Sandy twigged on and said, “We can do that here if you do not mind? We have quite a few ladies who require that service.”

Julia looked at her fiancé who was fast asleep in the chair. “I am a 36b so he needs to be the same as me. I will have to go and buy my sister some new clothing or at least some underwear.”

Sandy spoke, “By the time you are back he will be a new woman.”

Julia giggled, “With a little extra. I need to go to the dance store to get a gaff to hide the extra.”

“We could if you wish hide it for you. In fact while he is asleep would be ideal to do it.”

Julia watched as Sandy shoved and pushed and then used some surgical glue. That should keep it in place for a month. After that you will need this to dissolve it if you wish to carry your matrimonial obligations out. For the next month Chris will need to sit to urinate like all women do. Err before you go I said previously I had enhanced some ladies. That is true. However I have never done a male before and do not know how long the process will last. It will last at least the month but it may be longer or even permanent.”

He was willing to do this to help me win a bet. The bet was we had to look identical. If it goes wrong he might be the one in the wedding dress instead of me. I am certainly not going to dump him because he has an upper deck like mine. Chris was totally oblivious to this and continued to sleep through the entire makeover.
Sandy got out what appeared to be a metal bra and then started to insert a syringe into holes around the bra. Eventually she completed one side and then started on the other. Within seconds of her finishing the breasts started to grow. “Looks like it will work on men boss. He could do with his hips padding out a little and then there would only be one major difference between the two of them.”

By the time Julia returned Chris looked like her twin. “Oh my god you have done it. He looks like my twin “Chris was still asleep. Chris and the others helped dress Chris in Nena’s uniform. She then shook him and said, “Nena dear you dropped off asleep while we had our beauty treatment. I have paid the girls for the two of us.”

Sandy turned to her assistant. “By any chance did you slip him something?”

“Sorry boss I thought this was one of your specials & he might create a fuss so I did slip him a sleeping draught in the coffee I gave him.”

“Oh well at least there are no other problems. The makeup will have worn off in a month’s time when they get married.”

“Oh I think I may have made a slight mistake I used the same makeup on both of them.”

Julia drove the car home and Chris had fallen asleep again. As she pulled into the drive she had to nudge Chris to get out of the car. “Its bedtime for you Nena it must be the last month catching up with you.”

Chris made for the bedroom and undressed and got into bed wearing her bra and panties. Meanwhile Jules was packing their suitcases for the next month. She put the washer dryer on and then the telephone rang. “Hello, Hello this is Sandy at the hairdressers. I thought I better warn you your friend might be rather sleepy as my assistant gave him something to relax. He should be ok by morning though. I was ringing to say you both had the same makeover. My assistant did not realise you only wanted the look for a month. I should have explained the lipstick could be toned down by using another shade. One thing my assistant did bring to my attention was your fiancé has no Adam’s apple.”

“Sandy no problem. I did not exactly tell you the truth. We are getting married in a month that part was correct. The bet was fictitious though. Chris needs to look like a female for our jobs as couriers with Global. Our boss asked him to dress as a female and has paid for the makeover. I was surprised with the breasts though I could not find the join.”

“Oh I thought you understood they are not just stick on. I took some fat from around Chris’s waist and injected it directly into the breast tissue. The breasts developed almost instantaneously. I did the same to his hips. Sorry if that will cause you problems. If you look carefully you can see the bruising where I extracted his fat. With a workout and diet it should go away.”

Julia put the telephone down. She went to check on Chris who was fast asleep. “It’s a good job the boss got your passport changed to say you are a transsexual under treatment.”

Chris awoke in the early hours to find Julia was cuddled up to him. He stood to go to the toilet and then realised the water went everywhere. Chris decided to take a shower and it was while he took the shower he realised he had breasts. Julia came into the bathroom. “Sorry Julia I must have been dreaming that I was male and stood up to go. I cleaned up the mess & am just finishing my shower.”

“Mind if I come and scrub your back and you can do mine?” The two of them where brought back to earth by the sound of the doorbell ringing. Chris grabbed a towel and went to answer the door.

“Oh you are early.”

“Did you two not get the message the flight has been changed”?

“Oh all our cases are here and I have also got my bike if you can find room for it.”

The two of them dashed out of the house. Nena spoke, “Sorry about that we did not get the message the flight had altered.”

Gaby came up to the two of them. “Hi I am Drew and sometimes called Gaby. Whose bike was placed in the boot? I recognised the manufacturer.”

Nena spoke, “I bought it sometime ago while doing a tour of America. It cost me quite a packet. I have not had chance to use it since in any competition. I am hoping to enter the Tri Peaks, which is why I brought it.”

“Fantastic I have mine. We can form our own team. Oh we are at the airport.”

“Nena do you mind staying with our guests while I go and find the others.”

Gaby continued to chat to Nena. There was a tap on the door. “Ist dis der Apolonaris coach?

Nena replied, “It is one of the three coaches’ yes.”

“Ah gut my namen ist Godfrid. I look after the bikes.”

Gaby said, “You drive the service van for Apolonaris.”

“Ya das ist Godfrid.”

“Ich bin Gaby Bond. Is it possible for two more bikes to be placed with the others?”

“Ya ire muther said you might bring mountain bike. Godfrid take good care of them.”

Den went to open the boot and take the bikes out. Godfrid took them to his van that was as large as the coach and appeared to be a mobile workshop. It towed a trailer containing the bikes. They had no sooner done this than John & Arthur arrived with their coaches.

“Hi Nena it is a while since we last saw you. Are you working in Britain?

“I am getting married in a month’s time and my boss thought I could do with a little time in Yorkshire to rest before the big day.”

Gaby gave a scream. “Mum” she ran to Jenny and launched herself at her.

Jenny said, “Well at least my youngest is pleased to see me.”

“Mum this is Nena and she is our courier. She is going to ride the Tri peaks with me.”

“And what about me Gaby you promised you would also ride with me?”

“Kat I did not see you there. This is Nena & she is to ride with us.”
Nena looked at her list, “Jenny Bond I have you on my coach your husband and eldest daughter are already aboard.”

Godfrid spoke, “Captain I have both bikes your daughter Gaby asked me to put with the others.”

Gaby took the list of Nena and shouted to her friends. “This coach we are all together.” She then passed the list back to Nena.

A young woman came up with an older lady. “Maria Enzenberg & mother. Nena ticked the names off and then looked up to see two smiling faces.

“Oh Maria what are you doing with the team?” Chris tries to curtsy when he realised who the older lady was.

Maria giggled, “I want to sit next to you and have a chat. How long will the journey be to the Royal hotel?

Nena brings out her laptop. “This is where we are now Sheffield-Doncaster Robin Hood Airport. That is our destination.

“Oh I was hoping to stop for some breakfast.”

Dennis spoke, “Well once the cases are all stowed away we can set off and in 30 minutes we can stop for a meal break as I know two couriers who missed breakfast.”

Den do you mean the café by the Humber Bridge if you do then my friends will need their cameras.

Sharp 16.01.08  © 2008