Printer-friendly versionBrainy's Lament
by Audry Baxter
100 Smurfs... hundreds of years for a lifespan... what if someone goes on a several year vacation?
by Audry Baxter
"But Papa Smurf...!" Brainy whined.
"What is it, Brainy?" replied the bearded smurf in the red pants and hat, as he directed Tailor Smurf about his duties.
"It's just that... I don't think this is right for me this year, Papa Smurf, maybe next year..."
"Hush, Brainy!" chuckled Papa, "It's your turn for the next year. Cheer up! Now that Handy's turn is over, he can build that deluxe heart-shaped mushroom for Smurfette, now. You, you lucky girl, get to be the first Smurfette to live in it. And besides, you lost the drawing this year fair and square."
Comments
Sorry
I don't get it.
I went outside once. The graphics weren' that great.
Heheheh
Smurfette is obviously on vacation. Since there is only one female smurf, someone else has to play the part in her absence to keep the village in harmony.
They obviously don;t get enough ...
They are all solid blue, talk about blue balls!
Okay, I'll wash my mouth out with soap.
John in Wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa
Poor "girl"
99 smurfy little smurfs all trying to smurf her in the smurf! Oh smurf.
But how is she going to see? Smurfettes don't wear glasses.
New Smurfette
Because the old one ran away! too many boys.
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine