How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors
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Sorry
That flew way over my head, like a lead balloon.
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
I never met a metaphor
With apologies to Gelett Burgess:
I never met a metaphor,
I never hope to meet one,
And yet I am so very sure,
I’d rather ride, than eat one. :)
— Emma
Was your moral high horse
A hobby horse, or are you a professional amateur, if so it should be as plain as a donkey's hind leg or I'll be a duchess. I'm still getting my head round, 'The piano was sold to the lady with carved legs.'I'm just off, so I'll eat my cat.
Angharad
I have to be careful
When I'm having a conversation with someone who is mixing metaphors it is difficult to not laugh out loud or correct them. Thanks for the primer, Andrea. lol. :DD
DeeDee
It's Painful
My nose is to the wheel and my shoulder's to the grindstone. Or should my shoulder be to the toilet bowl?
Some people can’t get enough of these
They hang up at https://www.reddit.com/r/Malaphors