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A CROWDED SCENE ON A BUSY LOS ANGELES SIDEWALK. GRADUALLY, THE CAMERA FOCUSES ON A YOUNG WOMAN WALKING TOWARDS IT. SHE IS WEARING A SHORT, BRIGHTLY PATTERNED SKATER SKIRT, A CROP TOP AND ALL STARS. HER LONG AUBURN HAIR IS TIED UP INFORMALLY WITH A LOOSE CHIFFON SCARF. SHE IS WEARING SUNGLASSES, MULTIPLE EARRINGS AND A BELLY STUD. AS SHE GETS CLOSER TO THE CAMERA SHE TURNS AND WALKS UP A SET OF STEPS TO AN OFFICE ENTRANCE. WE SEE HER TALK INTO AN ENTRYPHONE, AND WE SEE THE NAME “MARK RYMAN PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS’ ON THE BUZZER. SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING. THE CAMERA CONTINUES TO TRACK HER FROM THE REAR. WE SEE HER APPROACH A RECEPTION SPACE, THEN TURN RIGHT. THE RECEPTIONIST JUMPS UP AFTER HER.
RECEPTIONIST – Wait!, you need an appointment…
THE YOUNG WOMAN CARRIES ON WALKING, AND OPENS A DOOR WITH THE NAMEPLATE ‘MARK RYMAN, PARTNER’. A MAN SITS AT A DESK INSIDE THE ROOM, ON THE PHONE. HE PUTS THE PHONE DOWN AND RISES.
MARK – What the…
RECEPTIONIST – I’m sorry, Sir, I couldn’t stop her…
YOUNG WOMAN – I’ve got some information on the Emperor Casino case.
MARK STUDIES THE WOMAN FOR A WHILE, THEN, TURNING TO THE RECEPTIONIST HE STANDS HER DOWN.
MARK – it’s all right, Lizzie, I’ve got this.
HE TURNS TO THE WOMAN
MARK – Who are you?
YOUNG WOMAN – That doesn’t matter right now.
MARK (DEMANDING) – What have you got that’s so important you need to come bursting in here without an appointment?
THE WOMAN DOESN’T REPLY.
MARK (MORE QUIETLY) – Look, I’m sorry, please, take a seat. Coffee?
THE WOMAN SHAKES HER HEAD, SITS DOWN, AND CROSSES HER LEGS.
MARK – How do you know i’ve been approached about the case?
THE YOUNG WOMAN SMILES – Ah, that would be telling now wouldn’t it?
SHE REMOVES HER SUNGLASSES.
YOUNG WOMAN – Now can you see that I may be able to help you? SHE SMILES AGAIN.
MARK – Paul? Jesus, it’s you isn’t it? What the?...
YOUNG WOMAN/PAUL (LAUGHING) – What do you think? Would you give me a job as a waitress?...
MARK (SHAKING HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF) – Come over here, let me get a proper look at you.
PAUL WALKS OVER TO MARK, STOPPING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND LOOKS UP.
MARK – Sheesh, you’ve got the walk, the mannerisms, you even sound like a chick…
PAUL – What do you think then? Can I do it?
MARK – You know this isn’t a game – you could get yourself killed here…
PAUL – I know, but without someone on the inside, we’ll never get anywhere…
MARK – I dunno - we’ll need to get you a full ID, an address, social media history, the works. Word on the street is these guys have got serious security checks. We’re talking proper undercover. You’ll need to stay in character 24/7, not just when you’re at the casino…can you handle all of that?
PAUL – I’d like to try – have you got any better ideas?
MARK STANDS LOOKING AT PAUL FOR A WHILE, THEN SMILES.
MARK – Well, as long as you’re dressed like that, we can’t go on calling you Paul can we?…hmm…you look kinda like a girl I used to see when I was back in college. Whaddya think about being a Debbie for a little while?
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We’d started filming just a couple of weeks after the audition. Within 24 hours I’d fallen completely and utterly in love with filmmaking. When I wasn’t directly acting, I’d be with the lighting guys, asking them about how they set up their equipment, or the camera technicians talking about angles and set ups. And that moment when the director called “Action” and the cameras began to roll, it was as though a portal had been opened into a whole other world. It had been too long since I’d left stage school, too long waiting tables. I was back in my element now.
That’s not to say it wasn’t hard work. With Rachel away on location, the studio had set me up for the duration of the shoot in a hotel in Beverley Hills. I’d get picked up by a car at seven in the morning to go into the studio, and rarely got back before nine. A quick supper via room service and then more often than not, I’d facetime Meg for a long chat before I went to bed, to be repeated the next day. Since I’d opened up to Meg about how I felt we’d become even closer. She’d listen, fascinated, as I described how shooting had gone each day and I’d taken to sending her regular progress photos - sometimes me in costume, sometimes Ryan and other members of the cast. We were scheduled to shoot a pilot episode over ten days, with a view to it going out across a number of networks in a couple of months. Depending on the reaction to that, we had scripts for a series of ten episodes.
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A STUDIO APARTMENT IN ONE OF THE LESS ATTRACTIVE LA SUBURBS. DEBBIE IS SAT AT A SMALL CHIPBOARD VANITY UNIT APPLYING HER MAKE UP. SHE IS WEARING A LONG, FLORAL PRINT SATIN ROBE. A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. DEBBIE OPENS IT ON THE CHAIN, CHECKS WHO IS THERE, AND LETS MARK IN. HE LOOKS AT HER, RAISING AN EYEBROW.
DEBBIE – I’m just about to go in for my shift.
MARK – Ah, OK. Won’t take long. I just wanted to show you some photos I took today. HE GRINS – Whilst you’ve been flouncing around on your high heels having punters buy you drinks I’ve been flogging my ass doing some real detective work.
DEBBIE – You mean sat on your ass in your car, eating fast food and maybe taking a picture or two…
MARK GRINS AGAIN
DEBBIE – I haven’t got much time. Can I finish getting ready whilst you talk?
SHE SITS BACK DOWN AT THE VANITY UNIT. HER ROBE FALLS OPEN OVER ONE LEG, EXPOSING HER STOCKING TOP. SHE PICKS UP A LIPSTICK AND LEANS IN TO THE MIRROR, CAREFULLY APPLYING IT TO HER LIPS, THEN STUDYING THE RESULTS. SHE BEGINS SLOWLY BRUSHING HER HAIR, ABSORBED IN HER APPEARANCE IN THE MIRROR. MARK WATCHES IN SILENCE FOR SEVERAL SECONDS.
MARK – I, um, photographed… …so that’s not a wig is it?...
DEBBIE – Extensions. I don’t want to be giving myself away because my hair falls off at a critical moment.
MARK – Hmm. Makes sense, I suppose.
HE CONTINUES TO WATCH DEBBIE IN SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS, THEN SHAKES HIS HEAD. HE SHOWS DEBBIE A PHOTOGRAPH.
MARK - Anyway, this guy’s Frankie Di Luca. He’s mob. Looks after their dealing side. I’ve caught him going into the casino twice this week. Back entrance. Word on the grapevine is Chenghao’s looking for distribution partners for his import business.
DEBBIE – I’ll keep my eyes open. Speaking of which…
SHE LIFTS HER CASINO CHEONGSAM OUT FROM THE WARDROBE.
DEBBIE – Do you mind?
MARK TURNS AROUND TO FACE OUT OF THE WINDOW. FAINTLY REFLECTED IN THE GLASS HE SEES DEBBIE SLIP OUT OF HER ROBE AND STEP INTO THE DRESS, EASING IT UP HER BODY AND OVER HER SHOULDERS.
DEBBIE – Whilst you’re here, could you do the zip?
WITH DEBBIE’S BACK TURNED TOWARDS HIM, MARK RUNS THE ZIP UP INTO PLACE AT HER NECK, HIS FINGERS PAUSING BRIEFLY AT THE NAPE BEFORE SHE TURNS BACK TO FACE HIM, HIS ARMS HOLDING HER AT EACH SHOULDER.
DEBBIE – How do I look?
MARK LOOKS AT HER, BUT DOESN’T ANSWER DIRECTLY.
MARK – You be careful now, you hear?
HE STARTS TO LEAVE. DEBBIE WALKS HIM OUT ONTO THE SMALL STAIR LANDING OUTSIDE HER APARTMENT DOOR. HE SAYS GOODBYE. DEBBIE STEPS BACK INSIDE, CLOSES THE DOOR, AND LEANS BACK AGAINST IT, HER PALMS FLAT AGAINST THE WOODEN SURFACE, LOST IN THOUGHT. MARK WALKS DOWN THE STAIR AND EXITS THE BUILDING. HE STOPS OUTSIDE AND LOOKS BACK UP TOWARDS DEBBIE’S APARTMENT. THEN HE MOVES AWAY, INTO THE NIGHT.
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On the third day of filming the lighting rig went down and Mike told us to take an early lunch whilst the technicians tried to fix it. I’d been shooting a scene with Ryan and he suggested we head off to grab a bite to eat. We walked across to the studio canteen. I smiled – the clientele were a surrealistically diverse group of actors and extras from the assorted films currently in production on the site and reminded me of seeing the two French Revolution ladies chatting on the day of my audition. I told Ryan the story. “That’s nothing.” he grinned “Last week a couple of elves were busted in here for crashing their Maserati into an Apollo lunar module.”
I giggled, and he went on.
“Anyway. How’s Hollywood, then, so far?”
“Fantastic. But I guess it takes longer than three days to get to know the place.”
He smiled. “You’ve made a great start. All the technicians love you already just for taking an interest in what they’re doing. It’s unusual to have an actor like that.”
I shrugged “It’s just so interesting finding out how it all comes together.” I took a sip of coffee. “How about you? How did you get into the business?”
“Used to be a carpenter. Had a buddy on the site I was working on wanted to be an actor. Always talking about nothing else. He turned up one day saying there were some auditions going on. I dared him to go, and he said he would if I went along as well.”
“And it was you that got the part?”
“Yup. Bit awkward the next day back on the site. But he was fine. We still see each other.”
“You still do any woodwork?”
“Yeah, I bought some land up in the hills in Montana. I’ve been building my own place up there. Slow going though – need to do less acting but it’s hard to turn down the bread.” He grinned again.
I hesitated before asking my next question. “Listen. You know my background, right?”
He looked puzzled. “What do you mean?”
“That I’m trans.”
He shrugged, questioningly “Yeah?”
There was a moment’s silence before he went on “Sorry. I thought you were going to ask me another question?...”
“No. That was it.” I looked up from my coffee at him. He was sitting with his back to the window, partly in silhouette. He sat square and upright; broad shouldered, grounded. Like the world could go to pieces around him and he’d just get on with his day, unphased. I could see how he’d been a carpenter.
Just then a rumble of thunder passed overhead and the tin canteen roof reverberated to the arrival of the rain.
“Shit. Looks like we’re gonna get wet on the way back.” We moved to the doorway to survey the torrential downpour outside. “Here.” He handed me his jacket. “This’ll keep the worst of it off you. Shall we make a run for it?”
He grabbed my free hand as I held his jacket over my head and we dashed off into the rain, whooping. We were back at the studio in probably less than a minute, but Ryan was still soaking wet. His coat had saved me from too much damage. He ran his hand through his hair and then shook it to remove the water. I handed him his jacket back. “Thanks.” Instinctively I reached up on tiptoe and gave him a kiss on the cheek. He held his fingers up to where I’d left a trace of lipstick, muttered something I couldn’t make out, and disappeared into the studio.
Comments
You Have PMs Turned Off...
...at least for me. But I wanted to point out that "punters" and "whilst" aren't standard here in California. Punters isn't a U.S. term at all, except to mean people who kick an American football back to the opposing team. (The term "punt" can also be used figuratively in the sense of foisting something onto someone else or simply getting rid of it, but I don't believe I've ever heard "punters" used in that context.) In any case, I've never heard it used for customers here.
"Whilst" is generally considered an affectation out here; normally we use "while".
Enjoyable story, though (g). Looking forward to more.
Best, Eric
Hi Eric,
Hi Eric,
Thanks for the comments - its my first time writing in a different geographic setting so its interesting to learn about the various nuances of the English language as it is spoken around the world. Something to note for the next one!
Can't manage PMs just now I'm afraid...
Sue
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