The Acceleration of the USS ACCELERATOR


The Acceleration of the USS ACCELERATOR

By Daphne Xu

The U.S.S. ACCELERATOR has been accelerating at one gee for 45 days 7 hours, and 13 minutes -- 3.914 * 106 seconds -- since its departure from the Inner Solar System.

CAPTAIN: Lefty! Do we have the latest measurements? How close are we now to the speed of light?

LIEUTENANT: Sir! We're still as far from the speed of light as ever, sir.

CAPTAIN: But how can that be possible? By my own calculations, we should be up to 13% of the speed of light by now.

LIEUTENANT: 12.94% of the speed of light, to be precise, sir. But the measurements are unambiguous. We are still 2.998 hundred thousand kilometers per second away from the speed of light.

CAPTAIN: Okay, so we've gained 200 kilometers per second on the speed of light, then?

LIEUTENANT: No sir, it's always been 2.998 hundred thousand kilometers per second. Three hundred thousand kilometers per second is only the three-figure approximation. And just to be clear, sir, 2.998 is the four-figure approximation.

CAPTAIN: I can't take this! How the hay are we to surpass the speed of light if we can't even flipping approach it? Increase acceleration to five gee! Commence the increase within the hour!

LIEUTENANT: Yes sir. [LIEUTENANT saluted and departed.]

Five minutes later, INTERCOM: Prepare for the Elephant! Five-gee acceleration to commence in fifty minutes. It's expected to be an extended period of high-gee acceleration.

CAPTAIN grumbled to himself, even as he followed the preparation protocol for the extended period of horizontal immobility, intravenous feeding, and the robotic compression-relaxation substitute for actual physical exercise. "The Elephant" was the code-word for how it would feel when accelerating at high gee.


50 Days Later

It had been 50 days of extreme discomfort, delirium, lying motionless with the elephant on top of him, resistant to all pleas to end the acceleration until now. CAPTAIN was determined to make sure he got closer to the speed of light, even if it killed him. But finally, he tapped his robots to gradually decrease the acceleration to one gee. It took another few hours before he could contact Lefty about how fast they were flying, and -- more to the point -- how much closer they were to the speed of light.

LIEUTENANT had recovered faster and better from the ordeal than CAPTAIN had, and was able to speak without computational aid.

LIEUTENANT: Sir, we are now traveling 66.35% of the speed of light.

CAPTAIN didn't have it in him to work it through himself. "But what about the speed of light? How much closer are we?"

LIEUTENANT: Sir, I hate to break it to you, but we are no closer to the speed of light. Still 2.998 hundred thousand kilometers per second away.

CAPTAIN looked Lefty over, but Lefty seemed honest and above-board. His lieutenant didn't seemed surprised in the least. "You're not surprised," CAPTAIN said.

LIEUTENANT: No, sir.

CAPTAIN: You expected this to happen.

LIEUTENANT: Yes sir.

CAPTAIN: But you never told me.

LIEUTENANT: Sir, you needed to learn it for yourself. It doesn't matter who measures the speed of light, or how fast he's going. He will always get the same quantity, c = 2.998 hundred thousand kilometers per second. In general, sir, someone already skeptical or dismissive of the notion that one can't surpass the speed of light will dismiss outright the notion that the speed of light is the same in all frames.

CAPTAIN: How would they ever get that idea in the first place?

LIEUTENANT: Ultimately, sir, it's based on electrodynamics although there was the history of failed attempts to detect the earth's own motion by measuring different speeds for light depending on the direction. Electrodynamics led several scientists before Albert Einstein, to produce the Lorentz Transform. Woldemar Voigt gave us a version as far back as 1887, eighteen years before Einstein's 1905 paper.

CAPTAIN: Apparently, my course in electrodynamics skipped or glossed over its connection with special relativity. Lefty, I can tell you are itching to give a lecture on electrodynamics and relativity. I think that I'm up to standing in front of a white-board now, so let's go for it.

LIEUTENANT: Gladly, sir!


The END

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Lorentz_transformat...

299,792,458 m/s: It's not just a good idea, it's the law!



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