If only I considered what I was saying.

We know that you have to be careful what you say for when you present your wish, so I took my time to think this out.

1) I wished to be a well educated, beautiful, rich Asian female just entering puberty.
2) I wished for a perfect genetic history with no mental or health problems to trouble my future and a lifespan of centuries.
3) I wished to be my best friend’s future mate.

I forgot that man’s best friend is his dog, and now I’m a Pekingese.