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okay, so anyone following this blog knows the last while has not been very good for me.
Today kinda made up for it.
First, it was a hot day, so I decided to break out a skirt for the first time this year, and while I was out walking the dog, an elderly lady complimented me on my outfit, making me blush.
Then, tonight, I took Sharon and Samantha to a pizza place for supper, and as I got out of the car, Samantha remarked on the skirt, suggesting that I might want shorts under it in case a breeze blew it up, and Sharon agreed.
If you had told me at any point that Sharon would be giving me fashion advice about women's clothes ....
Well, I wouldn't have believed you.
But here I am, and boy, does it feel good ...
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Shorts under skirts
Wear shorts under a skirt on a windy day! Are you out of your mind?
Have you no sense of adventure?
Forget the advice. Get some sexy knickers, (Pink if you want to play the innocent or sulky red if you want to become a total harlot.) No tights, forget them they are passion killers. Black stockings for the harlot in you or light tan if you're chicken and 3" heels, preferably stiletto and if the wind isn't strong enough, do a high speed twirl or two and then just hang loose and see what the wind blows in.
If nothing happens, turn to face the wind and fall over backwards at the first gust, stand up and do a cartwheel. By the way, don't practice this in the privacy of your home, there's nobody around to see you.
Good luck and if it works, let me know there's lots of windy hills where I live.
Frances (In harlot mode.)
Frances