1) You know, it's often said that almost EVERYTHING tastes like chicken. If that's truly the case, one has to wonder: Just WHAT does chicken taste like? I mean, you could say it tasted like itself, but that's a poor point of reference, in my opinion, to have something defined recursively like that.
2) Mathematical Proof that Women Are Evil:
OK, most people know that to acquire a good woman takes both time and money. In other words, woman is a PRODUCT of time and money, or mathematically:
WOMAN = TIME x MONEY.
It's also said that time equals money, or mathematically:
TIME = MONEY.
Therefore, WOMAN = MONEY ^ 2 (MONEY squared)
But, since money is the root of all evil (MONEY = √ EVIL)
WOMAN = (√ EVIL)^ 2, OR
WOMAN = EVIL. Q.E.D.
3) The world's shortest Vampire joke:
Three vampires walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks...
4) An honest lawyer, a smart blonde, Santa Claus, a Priest, a Nun, and a Rabbi all walk into a bar together. The bartender turns around, takes one look at the eclectic crowd, and exclaims:
"What is this, some kind of joke?" (A Haylee V Original)
Comments
nothing new under the sun
4) might be original to you but I've heard various versions of it for the past 2 decades,
usually with the punchline: "Is this a joke?"
Still, thanks for the levity.Silliness Rules!
~hugs, Veronica
What borders on pure insanity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Actually
Actually, it's the LOVE of money that is the root of all evil.... Not sure how that affects your joke.
Hugs
Patricia
Happiness is being all dressed up and HAVING some place to go.
Semper in femineo gerunt
Ich bin eine Mann