They say that to be forewarned is to be forearmed. But if you're four-armed, doesn't that make you some kind of mutant?
Can a bald man ever have a bad hair day?
Can a blind person ever see the light?
Can a deaf woman hear the news?
Proof carrots are good for you: Have you ever seen a blind rabbit?
Proof rabbit's feet are lucky: I've never seen a 3-legged rabbit.
Why is acting the only entertainment where breaking a leg is actually a good thing?
If you put a certain member of the mint family in a Mason jar, do you now have thyme in a bottle?
Why do the airports always report of "near misses" when referring to close calls? Isn't a "near miss" actually a hit or crash? I mean, like "Damn, they nearly missed each other...", right?
Nubain is a VERY GOOD drug, and I'm being silly tonight. As a result, you, gentle readers, get to enjoy my foray into drug-induced madness. Muah Hah hah hahahahahhhhhhh!!!!!
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We are all mutants
We all have two fore arms, wouldn't that make us ten limbed? Wondered why my jackets didn't fit.
Angharad
Silliness
One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back the face each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
came and arrested the two dead boys
Hugs
Patricia
Happiness is being all dressed up and HAVING some place to go.
Semper in femineo gerunt
Ich bin eine Mann
It actually begins thusly:
Pull up a chair
And sit on the floor
And I'll tell you a tale
I've never heard before...
and ends:
And if you don't think
That my lie rings true
Ask the blind man, for
He saw it, too...
PS: and the policeman came and SHOT the two dead boys. My Daddy used to put me to bed with this. Thank you so much for the wonderful memories this old chestnut brought back to me..
*Kisses Always*
Haylee V