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The scene: a nightclub somewhere in America. Enter Donald Trump accompanied by a number of aides and secret service agents
Trump: Alright! We won! Line up on the left ladies, this is your Commander in Chief speaking. Suiting the action to the words
Grab 'em by the pussy! Grab 'em by the pussy! Grab 'em by the puss- Goddammit! This is a drag bar, isn't it?
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Let That Be A Lesson To Him
He obviously hasn't seen Crocodile Dundee!
On exiting...
"Excuse me, Miss, don't I know you?
Ohmigod, it's MIKE PENSE!!!"
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Trump is a sexist sleaze but Pense is the one I'm worried about, in terms of LGBT issues.
The guy's a total talibanical loon. I sincerely hope Mr. Trump stays healthy
+ completes his one term in office.
~hugs, Veronica
Well shit, I guess it really CAN happen here..,
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