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I got called "grandma" today.
No, I'm not kidding.
A little boy waved at me and said, "Hi, grandma."
What do you guys think? Compliment? Or not?
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definitely a compliment
since he was effectively saying you look like a gg.
Stupidity is a capital offense. A summary not indictable.
heeheehee
Heeheehee! *pokes at Dorothy* Grammy!
quidquid sum ego, et omnia mea semper; Ego me.
alecia Snowfall
to quote my niece when she was only 18 months old
"No way Grandma Dorothy, it scares the hell out of me"
( my older sister's mom in law's first name is Dorothy. :p )
my niece did actually say that, to her paternal grandma, in response to being asked if she wanted to sleep with a 'charity bear'. ( white teddy bear produced for a charity fundraising item )
this was the same day I watched her walk up to my younger brother and state "Uncle Alan, you're a dickhead", then she walked around him and into the kitchen.
the joy of my 25th birthday dinner at my mom's house. :D
Stupidity is a capital offense. A summary not indictable.
Compliment
see subject line
your fav saying
"Someone would have noticed"
well they did.
but ... but ...
i even had beard stubble !
wipe wipe wipe....
There fake stubble all gone..
I still dont know why you think shoe polish is good beard stubble.
oh, so its shoe polish you use for your fake beard stubble
that explains a lot ...
nope
mine is the old fashioned way. I grow mine out.
Btw it really really hurts when you rip it off.
yeah, well mine hurts to shave off
stupid beard stubble anyway ...
/remove beard
rest of statement is correct... It probably does hurt to shave your legs and armpits.
I wouldnt know im to manly to do that.
you dont even have hair on your legs
peach fuzz at best !
you should really watch were you post this comments
your obviously talking about someone else.
someone named Jaci who is as much a girl as me
no matter how she tries to deny it !
pfft
nobody is as girlie was you miss"oh its PINK" I WANT IT.....
atatata ... that means nothing ...
pink is a very relaxing color !
But its PINK!
another of your favorite lines...
big compliment
To a pre-teen grandma is a title of high honor.
Hey Grandma?
I'd definitely call it a compliment coming from a kid that age.
Their concept of what's old is often pretty hazily defined.
Coming from a 25 year old probably not so much.
~huggles, Veronica
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And here's a little full-tilt boogie from Moby Grape,
the most underrated band from the 60's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdI7uqCBKd0
(I'm so old I actually play these guys A LOT on my steam powered victrola...)
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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a great complement are those from innocents
for a five year old to see you and call you grandma is a great complement.
Kids are THE HARDEST to pass around. It means he sees the woman you are. Kids take clues you don't even know you are putting out.
And they speak their mind without filters that we develop as we grow up.
So grandma! Smile with pride and stand up straight boobies out and head high. You have been given a medal and now you need to grow to deserve it.
Dayna.