So, first think of Christmas carols
Then, firmly get the tune of Oh Christmas Tree in your head.
Got it? Excellent!
Now, with that cadence and tune in mind, please read on gentle reader.
Cheers
Kate
O-rchiectomy, O-rchiectomy
Remove these testicles from me!
O-chiectomy,O-rchiectomy
Remove these testicles from me!
Not only make my clothes to fit,
But help me to-oo grow some tit.
O-rchiectomy, O-rchiectomy
Remove these testicles from me!
O-rchiectomy, O-rchiectomy
So much relief you bring to me!
O-rchiectomy, O-rchiectomy
So much relief you bring to me!
Now and forever more to be,
The reason for a happier me.
O-rchiectomy, O-rchiectomy
So much relief you bring to me!
O-rchiectomy, O-rchiectomy
To have you done means no more “T”!
O-rchiectomy, O-rchiectomy
To have you done means no more “T”!
Each sac doth hold its tiny bit,
That makes panties hard to fit.
O-rchiectomy, O-rchiectomy
To have you done means no more “T”!
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Comments
Less....
is more! Not the song, which is terrific, but the 'nads,' yes? Thank you for brightening my evening!
Love, Andrea Lena
Brilliant.
My orchidectomy is scheduled for some time in February of March. (I get to choose cos' it's private!!!)
Just can't wait, Iningual extraction so no nasty cuts to my scrotum and less chance of infections to incisions.
Hooray!!!!!!!!!! Whoopee-doopy- doo! 1st step on the road.
Bev.
xxxxx
I think
you'll find it's called an orchidectomy in the UK.
Angharad