Ah Wuz Married to a Red Neck Woomuun

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Was just thinking about some of the old music that I missed experiencing, because I was a Fundi. You know, ZZ Top, Led Zeplin, Queen, The Village People, just to mention a few.

Then I started thinking about an email that I just had from one of the other lovely ladies here. I don't know a thing about playing "head banger guitar", but if I did I'd maybe write a song with the lyrics; "I wuz married to a Red Neck Wooomaaan, She wuz th' Boss an' she kneewwwww it.............

Ah hope I'll never bee a Red Neck Woooomaaaan.....

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your collar up Gwen!

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Angharad

What ??????

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Gwen I am way less sophisticated than I want to be. I wanted a friend of mine to take me to a Rave the other night and he said that my doing that just did not fit with my "Nun" image. What's a girl to do?
Gwen Brown

There's an old joke...

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There's an old joke along the lines of...

'what do you get if you play a country song backwards?'

'you get your wife back, your job back, your house back, your truck back, your dawg back...'

I shudder to think what you'd get back on a TS country song :)

I was thinking of the old, stoned, head banger rock.

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Gwen I don't know, I am going to have to try to memember if I did any street drugs; I hafta get more of it. :)

Seriously, I think I may just compose a short song and record it with my voice. May be Cathy will help me with accompanyment. Who knows, maybe it'll be a hit. LOL In truth maybe it will just keep me out of trouble for a while. I've been noticing that for the last week I have been so horny that I need to be kept in the stable? GAWD, I hope I get used to this sooon.

As I remember, they said it would take about 6 months for all the nerves to heal. giggle,RONFLMAO
Gwen Brown

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I guess you could call Gretchen Wilson for ideas LOL! She wrote a country song called "Redneck Woman"

Hugs,

Jenn

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