An army of bimbos has plans of world domination... and transformation. This story was originally written and posted in 2004.

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It was in the middle of Pittsburgh that the lightning struck. A bolt of pink lighting flashed out of the clear sky and struck in the parking lot behind an apartment complex. There was an explosion and a million sparks flying everywhere. And when they had been cleared, a strange looking pink box was sitting where the lightning had struck.

Several people in the apartment had heard the explosion and rushed out to see what had caused the noise. It was with great curiosity that three men and two women went towards the box, staring at it in surprise and disbelief.

"Where the hell did this come from?" the 24 year old Bobby gasped.

"How should I know?" The 33 year old Gary demanded with some annoyance.

The three men stared at the box, while the two women stood back a little. Bobby's girlfriend Megan frowned nervously, then was left alone as the other woman went to join the men.

"Let's see what's inside," Bobby's neighbor Don grinned.

They all hesitated for only a moment more before Bobby opened the box. Suddenly, a pink fog poured from the open box and rushed over them, completely enveloping the three men and one woman. Megan was far enough back to avoid being caught in it, and could only stare in disbelief.

"My God," Megan gasped in shock.

As Megan watched, all four of those caught within the mist were changing. They were changing right before her eyes. The men were grabbing at their crotches, but only for a moment before grabbing their chests instead. And as one, the chests of all four began to swell outward.

"I feel funny," Gary exclaimed, his voice becoming more feminine, becoming softer and sexier. Then he...now she giggled. "I feel really funny."

Megan could scarcely believe what she was seeing. The other woman, whose name she didn't even know, how had long blonde hair and breasts like a stripper. Her whole body had become sexier, more endowed. And she smiled at Megan with bright blue eyes and a vacuous smile.

Then Megan turned her attention to Bobby, and the other two men. They had all changed as well, and looked remarkably like the other woman. In fact, all three of them had turned into big breasted women themselves. The smallest of them, formerly Don, had breasts the size of a cantaloupe. And then all four of them looked at Megan, all with the same vacuous smiles.

"Hee hee," the former Gary giggled, "I've got boobies..."

"Big boobies," Bobby agreed with a bit of a giggle as well.

"They're... They're bimbos," Megan gasped in disbelief.

"I'm Dawn," the former Don exclaimed with a cheerful smile.

"I'm Bobbi," echoed Megan's former boyfriend.

"I'm Bambi," the only one of the three who had started out as a woman exclaimed.

Then as Gary giggled, about to say something as well, Megan gasped, "Not a word from you giggles..."

"Giggles," Bambi giggled herself, "You're giggles..."

"Okay," Gary...now Giggles tittered, "I'm Giggles..."

Megan could only groan, wondering what in the world was going on. By while she was trying to make sense of it, Bambi was digging through the box, pulling out what looked like a silver metal dildo with a handle on it. She and Bobbi were both looking at it with looks of fascination...and excitement.

"Look what I found," Dawn giggled as she pulled out what looked like some sort of kids plastic toy ray gun.

"What are you doing?" Megan asked, wondering if these four women could possibly be as dumb as they seemed. They were acting like complete air heads.

"I think we're supposed to do something," Bobbi grinned at Megan, then frowning as she tried to think. From her expression, it almost looked as if that was painful.

"Look for some cute guys?" Giggles giggled, licking her lips expectantly.

"We've got to like...make an army or somethin," Bambi shrugged, looking as though she should be chewing on bubble gum and blowing a bubble.

"Look," Dawn cupped her cantaloupe sized breasts, "I got big boobies... I should be boss..."

"But I gots bigger boobies," Giggles grinned, "So I should be boss..."

The four bimbos looked at each other, then nodded agreement. After all, it was obvious that big boobies were good...so whomever had the biggest boobies should be in charge.

While the bimbos were comparing their breast sizes, Megan moved towards the pink box, feeling nervous but curious as well. The mist had gone and faded away, so she was sure that it was safe now. And maybe she could find something to reverse this inside of it...

But as soon as Megan touched the box, a strange chill went through her body, then she gasped, feeling herself change. Within moments, Megan's body began to change, very much like the other's had just minutes earlier. Her waist thinned, her hips widened and her breasts began to swell up larger and larger, until they were the size of basketballs...and then even larger. Even her hair transformed, becoming a platinum blonde that cascaded to her waist.

Then Megan felt the tickle extend into her very mind, rippling along her thoughts and personality. For some reason the box didn't dim her IQ quite as much as it had the others, though her expression still turned somewhat vapid.

And at the same time, new thoughts and information poured into her mind. She suddenly knew the purpose of the box...and her own purpose. The box had been sent by the people who lived in another dimension...dimension number 69. And they sent the box to Earth to help end all war and create world peace.

"Make love not war," the former Megan giggled, knowing that this was not only a motto, but her mission. The people of dimension 69 wanted EVERYONE on Earth to experience that reality. And it was her job...their jobs to help make sure that happened.

"What's your name?" Bobbi asked.

"Meg...," she blinked, her thoughts a bit fogged, "Mega..." She blinked again, looking down at her massive new boobies and giggling, "Mega...mounds." Then she turned around to the others and proudly grinned, "I'm Megamounds."

"Oooooh," Dawn grinned, "Neato..." Giggles only giggled.

"Hey," Megamounds giggled as she remembered the conversation of several minutes ago. She looked at Giggles, then down at herself, "I've gots the biggest boobies...so that means I'm boss now."

The others stared at each other for a moment, then at Megamounds magnificent breasts. "Um...okay." How could they possibly argue with those?

"I'm the princess," Megamounds exclaimed, "Princess Megamounds."

"Hey...I wanna be a princess too," Bobbi pouted.

"Me too," Dawn and Giggles echoed.

Megamounds let out a sigh, "Okay... We're all princesses...."

"Yay...," the girls started clapping.

But Megamounds smugly told them, "But I'm the only general."

"But I wanna be a general too," Giggles stuck out her lower lip.

"You can be a colonel," Megamounds grinned at her.

"Oh goody," Giggles giggled, then blinked, "What's a colonel?"

Just then, Bambi exclaimed, "Look what I did..." She held up the dildo shaped gun, then held up another one just like it. "I broked it."

"How'd ya do that?" Megamounds gasped in surprise.

"I pushed this thingee," Bambi said, pointing to a little botton on the top of each gun. And as she pushed the botton on one of them, the gun glowed and then split...leaving an exact duplicate of it. Now there were three of them.

"What's going on out here?" A man's voice demanded.

"Ooooh," the girls all turned at once, grinning at the man who came towards them.

Megamounds stared at him, then took one of the guns from Bambi and pointed it at him. Without hesitation, she pulled the trigger, and a beam of pink light shot out from the end and hit him. The man staggered back, then began to change, the same way that she herself and all of the others had such a short time earlier.

"Oh wow," the new bimbo giggled, looking up and announcing, "I'm Tawny..."

"Hiya," Giggles grinned, then began to giggle.

"Yay," Bambi giggled herself, "We've got a new sister..."

All of the bimbos clapped at that and laughed in excitement.

"Now let’s make lots of new sisters," Megamounds told them all with a grin, "We've got to like...turn the whole world into our sisters."

"Oh yeah," Giggles giggled, "I forgot..."

Megamounds took the other gun that looked like a plastic toy and found a similar button to the one on the dildo looking gun on the top. And as soon as she pushed it, that gun split into a duplicate version as well. Then with a grin, she began handing out guns so that all of the girls had one.

"Now to fix the world," Megamounds announced, right before pausing to giggle. This was so exciting.

Just a few minutes later, each of the girls ran from door to door in the apartment building, knocking loudly and then shooting anyone who answered. Within moments, the victims would transform into buxom but vapid bimbos as well, and would then be armed themselves so they too could join in the fun of transforming other people into their new sisters.

Before long, the whole apartment building had been transformed into buxom but vapid bimbos. Every man, woman and even child that they encountered had been turned into sexy and oversexed women.

Once the entire building had been transformed, Megamounds decided that she had to organize them a little. She had them all form into lines and write their names on a sheet of paper so that she could tell who everyone was.

"Here she is," Giggles exclaimed, pointing to their leader, "Princess General Megamounds..."

"Hi General Megamounds," several girls waved at her. Megamounds grinned and waved back.

"Colonel Giggles is second in charge," General Megamounds called out.

"What's a colonel?" Giggles asked.

Megamounds rolled her eyes, then picked up the sheet of paper that she'd had everyone sign. But as she looked it over, she frowned. There were a few names...mostly misspelled, but there were also some X's, a couple of check marks, and even several smiley faces, hearts and rainbows drawn in.

"Okay," Megamounds told everyone, "Raise your hands when I call your names..." Then to start it off, she called out, "Colonel Giggles..." When no one answered, she looked at Giggles and repeated, "Colonel Giggles..."

"Oh yeah," Giggles giggled, "That's me..."

"Bambi," Megamounds called the next name that she could think of. However, three different women raised their hands.

"Um...Boom Boom," there was one hand in the back. It belonged to a black woman, who was just as big busted and vapid as all the rest. And though she was not a blue eyed blonde, there would be no doubt in anyone's mind that she was indeed a bimbo.

Megamounds called out half a dozen more names before giving up. There was one woman who had started to raise her hand anytime Megamounds called out anyone's named. Apparently, she either didn't remember what her name was, or just kept changing her mind on what she wanted it to me.

"This won't work," Megamounds sighed to herself, wondering if they should all get name tags. Maybe cute ones with bunnys and hearts on them too...

Then, she decided to look into the box again and grinned when she found something inside. It was a big round ball that was just a little bigger than a basketball. Fortunately, it was a lot lighter than it looked so she was able to pick it up and lift it from the box.

"What's that?" one girl giggled from behind Megamounds. "It looks like a big Easter Egg..."

Megamounds stared at the ball for a moment, as well as the little clock on one side and the tiny button on the other. That button looked just like the ones on the guns. Then she grinned, suddenly realizing exactly what the ball was.

"I know what it is," Megamounds grinned proudly, "It's a bim-bomb."

There were several cries of, "Oooooh," at that. The girls were obviously impressed.

"What do we do now?" asked one of the Bambis...Megamounds couldn't tell which one.

"We got find some cute guys," another girl exclaimed, which was quickly followed by lots of cheering and clapping.

Megamounds let out a disappointed sigh. She wanted to go find some cute guys to be with too, but she couldn't forget her mission. They still had to take over the world.

"What are we gonna do tonight?" a girl named Pinky asked with a blank but hopeful expression.

The bimbo general paused for a moment before grinning, "The same thing we do every night. We're gonna take over the world..." No one bothered to point out that this was the first night that they'd done that.

After lots of giggling and cheering, the growing army of bimbos marched out of the apartment parking lot and made their way into the streets beyond. And with one order from Megamounds, the bimbos went wild, shooting everything and everyone in sight.

People gasped in shock or screamed in terror as others were transformed into oversexed women, right before their eyes. More than a few men were hit and transformed while they were just standing there, staring at all the exposed female flesh.

Megamounds grinned as she fired one of the guns that looked like a plastic toy. It didn't shoot a beam of light like the dildo guns, but they shot a bunch of pink bubbles instead. And anyone who got caught in the bubbles would change into a sister, the same as if they got hit with the mist from the box or the beam from the other gun. Then to make it even better, the bubbles sort of floated around for another minute or two after they were shot out...changing even more people.

While the attack was going on, a skinny teenage girl stared at the sexy women in envy, then purposely jumped in front of one of the pink beams so that she could be that sexy herself. And a few minutes later, an old man realized his opportunity for youth again, and purposely stepped into a patch of pink bubbles, thinking any price worth that second chance.

"Boy this is fun," Giggles exclaimed as she fired a couple of shots. Her aim was horrible, but all of the pink bubbles she shot out stuck around and might eventually transform someone anyway.

"Lots of fun," Bobbi agreed, turning to shoot a teenage boy who was just standing there and staring at her with his mouth open.

"Hey," Dawn pouted, "He was cute..."

At one point, an old man wearing only a bathrobe stepped out of his shop and stared at all of the chaos around him. He let out a sigh and muttered, "This is too much for even me..." And with that, the old man went back into his store and closed the door behind him. A few seconds later, a sign appeared in the window which read 'Out to Lunch'.

After the attack of the bimbos had gone on for nearly an hour, gaining in size and numbers with each minute, General Megamounds called, "It's time for the bim-bomb!"

With that, General Megamounds had the pink ball that she had found in the box set out in front of her. She set the timer, then giggled, "Ooops. I almost forgot..." Then she pushed the button on the other side, causing the bim-bomb to split and create a duplicate, the same way that all of the guns did.

Just a minute later, Megamounds had set the bim-bomb and stepped back, grinning as she watched the numbers on the side count down. She grinned, then glanced at Giggles who was trying to follow the count down on her fingers, but obviously having a hard time.

Then finally, the bim-bomb exploded, releasing a huge flash of pink light and mist. It spread out, covering an area about half a mile across. Within moments of the explosion, every man, woman and child within range had been transformed, joining the ever growing sisterhood of bimbos.

"Yay," Giggles and Bobbie jumped up and down clapping. "That was pretty..."

"Can we do it again?" Dawn asked eagerly.

Megamounds looked at the duplicate bim-bomb that she had made just before blowing that one up and giggled, "Oh yeah... We can make lots of pretty explosions..."

"Neato," several girls giggled excitedly.

Then General Megamounds took a deep breath, pushing her massive assets out before her and proudly announcing, "I dub this city...Tittsburg!"

There was more clapping and cheering at that as most of the sexy young women seemed to think that it was a great idea. Many of them weren't paying much attention to their leader though as they were busy shooting each other with their bubble guns and giggling at how the bubbles tickled.

"Tittsburg is gonna be the capital city of Boobala," Megamounds grinned.

"What's Boobala?" Giggles asked from beside her.

"That's the new name I'm giving the planet," Megamounds proudly announced, "Earth is like, totally boring..."

"And yucky," Dawn agreed. "It's like...so dirty."

"Tee hee," Giggles teetered, "Oh yeah..."

Just then, one girl announced, "I'm bored..."

"Me too," came from another, and then yet another.

"I guess we can stop for now," Megamounds sighed. "We can finish taking over the world tomorrow..."

"Oh goody," Dawn giggled.

It was then that Bambi looked around and gave Megamounds an innocent, wide eyed look. "Where are all the cute guys at?" She looked confused, "There were lots of cute guys earlier..." But as she looked around now, all she saw was more of her sisters. There were sisters everywhere, but not a cute guy in sight. Not even any ugly ones.

"There aren't any," Megamounds reminded her, "We turned them all into our sisters..."

"But we can still have the cute guys when we finish taking over the world, can't we?" Bobbie asked hopefully. She licked her lips at the thought.

"Nope," Megamounds shook her head, a bit disappointed with that thought herself. "They'll all be gone. Boobala will be a planet full of sisters..."

"But what about the cute guys?" another girl pressed. "I want the cute guys..."

"And malls," another voice added to the mix.

"There won't be any cute guys at all when we're done," Megamounds exclaimed, earning gasps of shock and horror from the crowd.

"No cute guys?" Dawn squeaked out.

Megamounds sighed, then in her best general voice, yelled, "Break time... We start taking over the world again tomorrow..."

And with that, General Megamounds turned and left her army, going to a nice RV she found on the side of the street. She thought that it would make a great headquarters, so claimed it as her own and went inside for a little nap.

When General Megamounds woke up some hours later, she felt nice and refreshed. She looked down at her massive mounds, unable to see beyond them to her feet. Then she stared at them proudly, even rubbing them, which felt really good.

"I wish I had a cute guy to do this," she sighed to herself. "But I can find one after I finish taking over the world..."

But somehow, that didn't seem quite right to her, but she shrugged it off as she didn't feel like wasting time in thought at the moment. It was time to go and get her army ready.

After Megamounds had gone outside to gather her army, she frowned, noticing that more than half of her girls were gone. And a bunch of others were in the middle of sneaking off.

"What's going on?" General Megamounds demanded in shock, "Where is everyone going?"

"To find cute guys," Giggles told her, almost looking serious for a moment before she burst into a fit of giggles. "And to go to the mall..." Then as if an afterthought, she added, "And to find cute guys..."

"This is BORING," one girl exclaimed as she walked past, "I'm gonna find something funner to do..."

"But...," Megamounds gasped, looking around and realizing that the bim-bomb wasn't where she'd left it. "Where did it go?"

"Where did what go?" Giggles asked blankly.

General Megamounds groaned, wondering how she was going to explain her plans to take over the world to a bunch of air heads. An army of bimbos wasn't quite as orderly as she might have hoped. But then again, it looked like her army was in the middle of deserting her.

Then Megamounds looked at Giggles and gasped as she realized that even her second in command was deserting her and running off.

"Where are you going?" Megamounds half demanded and half whined.

"I met this really cute guy," Giggles exclaimed proudly, "He owns something called the Titty Tat Club, and..." She stood up straighter, pushing out her own impressive boobies, "and he says that I can dance there and I don't even have ta pay him..."

"But...," Megamounds protested, "I've got the biggest boobies..."

However, that didn't seem to matter to all of the oversexed women who were bored of playing war and only wanted to go find cute guys. LOTS of cute guys. They were determined to find cute guys, even if they had to go all the way out of Tittsburg to do it.

"That's not fair," Megamounds stamped her foot on the ground like a petulant child, "I want a cute guy too...."

After a moment though, General Megamounds looked around and realized that she only had about a third of her bimbo army left. So many of the others had already deserted, and she wasn't sure how many would stay around. And on top of that, she didn't even have the bim-bomb anymore.

"Pooey," General Megamounds stuck out her lower lip and pouted, "It's gonna take forever to take over the world like this..."

THE END?