Time for another contest?

Contest are fun and seem to increase involvement in the site. So I'm thinking of a contest to run from April 1 to May 5. Since there are several important calendar dates in that range, including April Fool's Day, Passover, Easter, IRS Day, May Day and Cinco de Mayo, I'm thinking of offering a choice of themes for contest entries, like these:

1. Fooled Again
    Some people just can't help falling for the same trick every time.
    A twenty five hundred year old tradition with no reason or rhyme.
2. Spared from Evil
    Something terrible may happen but a few can be spared.
    But what secret of safety in time can be shared?
3. Redemption
    Someone must pay a price to save another.
    Who will sacrifice to save a sister or brother?
4. Working for the Man
    Bureaucrats in high heels or MIBDs?
    It's been like this since we climbed down from the trees.
5. Rescue Me
    An appeal for help may not be answered.
    Was it not known, not felt, not seen, not heard?
6. Working Girl
    Some things are best done by professionals.
    Like dog walkers, street cleaners and guys who dig tunnels.
7. "It's May!"
    She may only be a model but in Camelot
    We sing about ham and jam and spam a lot.
8. Remembering Our Battles
    Everyone has a struggle to survive -- even if they don't.
    Keeping track helps us stay alive -- even if we won't.

Anyone got more ideas before I get this started next weekend?

Hugs,
Erin

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