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Did a little math for fun, and figured out I've had 5,103 kudos since I first started posting stories here. Neat, huh?
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I have 372 Kudos.
Wow, compared with yours people must really dislike my writing.
G
When I check your
When I check your page:
http://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/user/dorothycolleen
It says:
Users Kudos
Good story! (5376)
No math needed, fortunately! ;-)
Kudos to you!
Kris
{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}
son of a gun, so it does
I tried to do it by counting the kudos for each story, obviously i missed some. Thanks!
My User page LIES! - It says I have 169 Kudos.
ONE 69 - I have NEVER had 69 in my life! My ex-wife, who dumped me for a lesbian relationship, (go figure?) NEVER did anything like that with me. ANY intimacy more than once a week was out-of-the-question. AND - I guess I can now understand why, felatio was a NON-starter, even though it's converse was acceptable. I thought she hated sex, it seems she only hated sex with ME. After more than 17 years I'm now quite calm about the intire affair - I used to get upset about it.
with love,
(no)Hope(of becoming a popular writer)
with love,
Hope
Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.
hugs, hope
well, you're not dead yet, so maybe you'll find the right girl to 69 with ...
giggle.
Sorry to hear it Hope...
At least you could get yourself interested... I never could get myself past a first date when trying to be the male in a relationship... I REALLY *NEED* to be the submissive in a relationship, and with my appearance being what it was, no girl would ever take charge except once, and that -COULD- have worked, was working on my end, till I caught her cheating on me. Apparently, it wasn't working on her end.
*sigh* I'm not really that into girls anyways, as I am now beginning to realize. I can swing both ways, yes, but I find myself being attracted to males more often, not that anything is ever going to happen on that front until I can get the right plumbing, I don't want to be in a relationship with a male as a male... just ewww.
Abigail Drew.
oh! and about the popular writer bit...
I can't understand why your work isn't more popular! I've got a lot of good giggles out of your stuff, I've kudo'd everything of yours I've read so far! (Haven't ALWAYS left comments, but hey, sue me ok? ;P)
Abigail Drew.
Kudos?
...nah...how about this instead????
Love, Andrea Lena
for your amazing stories, sure.
you deserve it.
You made me
curious, so I check mine. I have over 1300 kudos on 50 stories and 2 novels. I've been writing and posting here for just over 5 and a half years. The story that has collected the most kudos was my "I'm not Supergirl!" That one recently hit an even 100 which far over my average of around 45.
hugs
Grover
Some of the older stories
Some of the older stories have few kudos... I guess there wasn't a kudos system when they were released.
I haven't checked my total
But I can see that Wild Magic is doing well. The readership is tapering off, but the Kudos are pretty good. I have to admit, I'm totally shocked that people really like my story, but I'm very thankful for my readers. Now if life will just let me get busy and post more often!
Congratulations, Dorothy. I'm looking forward to more (especially E-girl stories-if I can't have Fluke stand alones, I'll take a team up!). Bring 'em on!
Wren
Wren, you have
4405 kudos, so congrats, but I expect you've given more than that away to other authors, which is perhaps what it should be about. Thank you for those you've given to my stories.
Angharad
One author...
...has over 53,000 kudos. Then again, she has posted over 1,600 episodes of what probably amounts to our very own soap opera (sponsored, of course, by High Street Bank PLC)...
I'm currently on 455 (not too bad when you consider I've only scribed a handful of stories and posted them very infrequently!) - hopefully when I get around to completing the final part of my Comics Retcon tale I can break the 500 barrier... :)
As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!
I am gratified and surprised
By my total. Silly numbers. I blame it on lots and lots and lots of posts.
It's actually...
... a few more than that Ben, 58,000 at last glance, most of which were probably given by Wren and one or two others. But I've also done a few short stories too plus three other serials, so it's probably getting up towards 1700 separate pieces of work - um, misspent youth?
Angharad
Exactly
With absolutely no disrespect intended to Ang...I think that people should look at rate rather than number. I have just counted up 513 pieces that I have posted here. I have, as I type, 22,757 kudos. That equates to about 44 and a third per item. So anyone who is less prolix than me should look at their own average. I think most of you will be pleased.
my average kudo level
is about 25 per story. If you took out "Rock Star Makeover" out of the equation, my average really drops off...
wow...
I definitely do NOT deserve this: my average including my poem which only got a measly 13 kudos is 47, excluding the poem it jumps up to 52.
My sporadic scratches are hardly worth the server space and bandwidth in my opinion...
Abigail Drew.
obviously, we disagree Abby
We think you're pretty good.
186
I have 186 kudos, but I've only been here (not quite) 9 months and posted 3 stories.
Have delightfully devious day,
Rate
So your average is WAY better than mine! Take a pat on the back.
I'm jealous!!!!!
I don't do this for the kudos, but I do do it for the readership and I just want more readers!!! Perllllleeeeeaazzee!!!! :) xx
lol
Thanks. Truthfully I have 2 different versions (the original and the revised versions) of the same story plus a glossary of terms. So I suppose you could say I have 5.
Have delightfully devious day,
Ditto the 9 months...
And I've posted 3 novel chapters, 1 poem, 3 serial episodes, and 1 foreword to the universe the serial is set in.
330 kudos...
I really need to work on my output though... I'm danged well surprised anyone even bothers reading my stuff let alone give me kudos for any of the scratches.
Abigail Drew.
Statistics
My tales range from 1 kudo (Fairytale Drabbles / Frosti the Snowgirl) up to 64 (Chicago Water Torture 1).
Overall, I average 23 kudos, however my median's a lowly 8.
Reads? 767 to 5,092 - average 2,545; median 2,351.
Comments? 3 to 35 - average 10, median 6.
All calculated in a spreadsheet on a copy of the "My Stories" table (after removing the title pages - easily distinguishable by 0 kudos!)
As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!
Um - remember
Kudos were introduced long after many of these stories were posted, so the average thing isn't accurate. Still it's only fun isn't it? (She asked in deadly seriousness).
Angharad