Oooh. I'm an author-type now. Like I said, I like Drabbles. This one's, well, kinda silly and came to me while watching DVDs with my nephew. Enjoy! (Please?)
by Audry Baxter
"I just can't help myself, Doc! I mean, I know there's nuthin' really wrong about it, these days, but I come from the old school, y'know?"
The doctor looked at me with that smile. The one that says, 'I went to a very expensive school to learn how to be condescending and make you pay me to do it.'
"It's just, it seems all he has to do is point the dang thing at me, and I'm in a dress an' wig again without so much as a neveryoumind!"
Sighing, the doctor said, "Tell me more about Elmer, Mister Bunny..."
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Comments
Hah!
Carrot anyone? It's Wabbit season...
Kristina
I'm so confused ...
Mister game warden. Can you tell me what season it really is??
GW: That's easy, sonny! It's Baseball season!
Snicker!
Nicole (a.k.a. Itinerant)
Nicole (a.k.a. Itinerant)
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Veni, Vidi, Velcro:
I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Be vwerry, vwerry quwiet ...
We're hunting Elmers, ha ha ha ha!
I did a spin on this one a while back too, I probably should rewrite it to have Bugs in drag.
Great job.
John in Wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa
Bugs Bunny In A Dress
Now, I have seen old Bugs all dolled up in the cartoons. Heck, even wore pantyhose. He made a "CUTE" bunny. Now, we find that Elmer Fudd has Bunny in a dress, My question is does Bugs like being Mrs. Elmer Fudd?
May Your Light Forever Shine
if there wasn't a Fudd he'd have to invent one...
Strange coincidence! I tried to draw this gag as a cartoon for the FictionMania front page picture
& caption thing. Same rabbit, same couch, same complaint... but my Bugs came out stupid looking
(like some creepy Taiwanese generic plush Bugs Bunny-oid knockoff you'd win at the ring toss
at the county fair). Your version is much funnier, with the phallic innuendo and all!
Well shit, I guess it really CAN happen here..,
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Drabble suggestions?
Maybe I should ask for suggestions? Like random bits that I can twist into more fun stuff?
Audry Baxter, Oddball Extraordinaire!
Life's like a movie, write yer own ending!
Audry Baxter, Oddball Extraordinaire!
Life's like a movie, write yer own ending!
Wile E. Coyote
Where are you and where's the Road Runner?
It goes both ways
Sometimes Elmer was the one in the dress. There was one where he was having a bad dream (that it turned out Bugs was controlling) where he gets changed into a very shapely woman in a flowing dress. And in another one where a truckload of hats are blowing around in the wind and changing the persona of whoever's head they land on, Elmer ends up getting a bridal veil when Bugs gets a top hat and they run off to the chapel to wed at the end.
Yes, it does!
But those were the only two I can think of where Elmer does drag -- and in some cuts, it's two parts of the same long cartoon.
Audry Baxter, Oddball Extraordinaire!
Life's like a movie, write yer own ending!
Audry Baxter, Oddball Extraordinaire!
Life's like a movie, write yer own ending!
Obviously
It's really easy to see why Elmer didn't dress up as often--he was the straight man of the pair. :)
- Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.